Memoir Shorts
#MyFirstTime Doing Stuff I’ll Never Do Again
My first time was definitely my last time

Whether it was a moment or a lifetime ago, shout it out with me:
Never again!
My First Time Seeing The Sixth Sense
1999 was a ridiculous year for movies. Big breath, okay?
The list includes:
Office Space | She’s All That | Jawbreaker | Cruel Intentions | The Matrix | 10 Things I Hate About You | Never Been Kissed | The Mummy (this is the good one with Brendan Fraser, not the WTF-IS-THIS one with Tom Cruise) | Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | American Pie | The Blair Witch Project | Eyes Wide Shut | The Iron Giant | American Beauty | Superstar | Fight Club | Sleepy Hollow | The Green Mile | Girl, Interrupted
The options were endless, but for a sixteen-year-old trans girl, all I needed was one ticket.
By this point, our dad was running a successful lawn maintenance business (despite continuing to claim $0 on his income taxes lol). Our local theater at the time was run by United Artist. He negotiated the movie theater version of a Golden Ticket: unlimited entry for his family.
The only question was which movie to see first
You have to remember that in 1999, M Night Shyamalan was a nobody. His biggest movie was a picture co-starring Rosie O’Donnell called Wide Awake. I didn’t know anything about him, his brand, or The Sixth Sense.
But I did know a lot of people had gone to see it.
Besides, when it came to me and my identical twin brother going to the movies, we saw everything. We saw each movie once, twice, as many times as we wanted.
It’s a tradition I like to think started that time my brother saw Disney’s The Three Musketeers (the awesome one with the amazing cast, amazing soundtrack, and amazing Tim Curry), me and my dad came to find him, and he just sat there until the movie played again.
Wow was it worth it.
This time, we went to see The Sixth Sense.
We went to the auditorium expecting to wait a while before the next screening, but the lights were off.
We were just in time to start the movie
We heard voices, not the stuff from a trailer or anything, so the movie must have started, but it couldn’t have been on for too long.
We sat down. How much could we have missed?
The thing is that for The Sixth Sense, we could have missed almost every second of the movie and still gotten a taste of what turned Shyamalan into a household name.
Every moment, that is, except those few key moments when Bruce Willis returns to finally have an honest conversation with his wife and…
Well…
I can only imagine what it was like for everyone else to see that movie for the first time. For me? I knew the twist from the beginning.
I’ll just count myself lucky that I didn’t hit my head so hard that I forgot I saw it in the first place. If I ever start to forget, this scene from 50 First Dates will give me instant deja vu.







