Summary
The author humorously lists their three pre-death wishes, emphasizing the desire to live a long life, while also criticizing those who disregard the seriousness of COVID-19, and expressing a wish to continue writing, exploring the world, and supporting their adult son.
Abstract
In the article titled "My Three Pre-Death Wishes," the author responds to a question posed by Lucy The Eggcademic about their aspirations before death. The author's wishes are centered around longevity, with a tongue-in-cheek list that prioritizes not dying in the near or distant future. Alongside this humorous take on mortality, the author conveys a serious message, admonishing those who act as if COVID-19 is not a significant concern. Additionally, the author expresses a passion for writing and exploration, as well as a personal commitment to their adult son's ongoing success and well-being.
Opinions
In answer to Lucy The Eggcademic (she/her)’s egg-cellent question.
So to all of you out there, behaving as though COVID-19 is not a “thing” … FUCK YOU!
Oh and I’d like to continue writing and see some more great places on this great planet of ours and watch/help my adult son continue to thrive.
