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Morning Glory

Sometimes men have problems too 😉

Photo by Bhupendra Singh on Unsplash

I have this little problem, It happens every day. First thing in the morning, I think it wants to play.

Its almost like I’m camping, The quilt becomes a tent. Though sometimes I do wonder, If the poles a little bent.

Throwing off the heavy quilt, Ooohhh I built a mast! Standing there as proud as punch, Wonder how long it’ll last?

A minute or two of thinking, What should I be doing next? The wife is still fast asleep, So wont be having sex.

I have to get to the bathroom, I really need a wee. Jump out bed, dressing gown on, A gauntlet run for me.

Down the stairs and through the house, Haven’t got time to sneak. Carrying myself awkwardly, So no one gets a peek.

©MartinRushton 2020

If you liked this then try these ones too.

An aspiring poet from the United Kingdom. Follow me. https://www.facebook.com/martin.rushton.3720 https://twitter.com/MRushton1970

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