A phone too far
A portable handset a mobile phone, A link to the world, More powerful than known. Once apps are installed and settings are in, Your landline is then just fit for the bin. Calls and texts are things of the past, And how long will WhatsApp and Messenger last. Satnavs and music with live streaming too, There isn’t much your phone wont do. Young ones take selfies and post while astray, While a wife or a husband is playing away. Some do just use them for calls and texts, The gamblers use them to place all their bets. During the lockdown they are by your side, And now you will find there’s nowhere to hide. Zoom meetings for business and family alike, PornHub and tissues just switch off your mic. But little known modes in these techno beasts, And I’m not talking recipes for those planning feasts. You will play on your phone and ignore all around, And strain a relationship without a sound. A baby boom from lockdown will be for sure, The pill, the coil and condoms or more. But they may run out so what will we do, Let her loose with a phone, no sex for you.
