MOIST WORDLE
Moist Wordle?
Yup. Moist wordle.
As the most hated word in the English language, I thought we needed a public service message on alternative words to use instead of (avert your eyes) MOIST.
See, it’s Moist Month at Doctor Funny. Sure, I might have wetted the idea — and thrown it against the wall to see if it would stick.
But I didn’t think it would be so dank.
Well, when in Rome. So here goes my take on the M*ist Month prompt. First, some sweaty hot bods.
I might consider this moist, but it could also be damp, steamy, clammy, sopping, or wet. When you go to type moist, hit the thesaurus button. It will help us all.
Here are some alternatives to the obvious sentence — these girls look moist.
These girls have dewy asses.
Rain rain, go away, dry these girly booties today.
Warning: slippery when wet.
Now, you give it a go.
If this girl was a cake, she’d be succulent, soft, spongy, and dripping with juicy goodness. See how easy. I can’t believe I have to lay her all out for you.
This is not THAT hard.
Now, I know I mentioned Wordle, but what fun would it be just to show how to get the M-word in six tries?
Boring.
Don’t try this at home. It’s best to read it top to bottom as it teems with secretions as you go down.
And for those waiting for equal opportunity moist-ure. Here are some delicacies you might enjoy.
There you have it. All the alternatives in one easy document. I’m sure many of our Doctor Funny interns will have something to say. First, go back and look at the nose-piercing shot and tell me she doesn’t look like Katy Perry.
Dead ringer. Get it?
If you went back to look at it you would. Don’t be the only one not in on the joke.
It’s a slippery slope.
This abomination was brought to you by the good editors at Doctor Funny and the mediocre one. You be the judge.
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