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</p><p id="afd7">I also don’t recall how August’s <i>Moist Month</i> surfaced.</p><p id="bfec">I’ll blame <a href="undefined">Gunner Barrett</a>.</p><p id="fb2b">He wasn’t there to stop the madness. Apparently, we like Letter-M alliteration.</p><p id="f79c">Hmmm<i>. Money. Mothaf*cka.</i></p><p id="1436">Okay. I’ll blame <i>Michael</i>.</p><p id="9c8f" type="7">But back to making me moist.</p><p id="b006">This isn’t really that challenging. Why?</p><p id="e176">I live in Ontario, Canada. In the summer months, I can do naught but sit on my keister and barely inflate my lungs — and I <i>still</i> have body parts slippier than Kelly Slater at a porn shoot.</p><p id="3785">Whine, whine, whine.</p><p id="f6a4">I’m sweaty. And also slightly anxious. What experiences will Michael share? During the meeting, Kristine batted her eyes and asked about his medical experiences with moistness. He announced, and I quote,</p><p id="a1f4" type="7">“Hey….Look what I found in the fat fold!”</p><p id="ad96">He’s jet-lagged. And staying cool in the heat wave. But # Options only because he’s ordered his girlfriend to spoon iced Jägermeister between his pearly whites.</p><p id="7fb6">Whatever his stories are — you can do better.</p><p id="5744">It’s Moist Month. Get to work.</p><p id="d2e4">Make me Moist, Mothaf*cka. Or Make me a Moist Mothaf*cka. You’re an author — you choose the punctuation.</p><p id="7f53">You gave us Melons. Now, give us Moist.</p><p id="167e"><i>©Jennifer J. McDougall 2022</i></p><div id="91e6" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/six-shocking-truths-about-doc-funny-meetings-2e8e6c262bea"> <div> <div> <h2>Six Shocking Truths About Doc Funny Meetings</h2> <div><h3>We’ll let you in on some secrets</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*op0uYwefc9jiBRIVjGZLFA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

SLIP AND SLIDE

Make Me Moist Month

August is going to be wet and wild at Doc Funny

This is how we do it at Doctor Funny. Photo by Aziz Acharki on Unsplash

“Fingers crossed for Moist….Moist Money!” Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

I don’t remember how our Doc Funny crew came up with the July theme of Boobies. Officially, Melons Month.

I’ll blame Kristine Laco.

Because, why not? She did say at our latest Doc Funny meeting, and I quote,

“Boobs are always a winner!”

I also don’t recall how August’s Moist Month surfaced.

I’ll blame Gunner Barrett.

He wasn’t there to stop the madness. Apparently, we like Letter-M alliteration.

Hmmm. Money. Mothaf*cka.

Okay. I’ll blame Michael.

But back to making me moist.

This isn’t really that challenging. Why?

I live in Ontario, Canada. In the summer months, I can do naught but sit on my keister and barely inflate my lungs — and I still have body parts slippier than Kelly Slater at a porn shoot.

Whine, whine, whine.

I’m sweaty. And also slightly anxious. What experiences will Michael share? During the meeting, Kristine batted her eyes and asked about his medical experiences with moistness. He announced, and I quote,

“Hey….Look what I found in the fat fold!”

He’s jet-lagged. And staying cool in the heat wave. But only because he’s ordered his girlfriend to spoon iced Jägermeister between his pearly whites.

Whatever his stories are — you can do better.

It’s Moist Month. Get to work.

Make me Moist, Mothaf*cka. Or Make me a Moist Mothaf*cka. You’re an author — you choose the punctuation.

You gave us Melons. Now, give us Moist.

Six Shocking Truths About Doc Funny Meetings

We’ll let you in on some secrets

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