Summary

Meghan and Harry, recently stripped of their royal titles and facing eviction from Frogmore Cottage, are contemplating their future employment prospects and adjusting to life outside the royal family.

Abstract

The article discusses Meghan and Harry's transition from royal life to a more ordinary existence following their departure from the British monarchy. Faced with eviction from their royal residence and the need to repay renovation costs, they are exploring various job opportunities. From considering a lawsuit against tabloids to starting a YouTube channel, the couple reflects on their new reality, which includes learning to perform domestic tasks and managing without royal privileges. Despite the challenges, they maintain a sense of humor and acknowledge the need to adapt to their new financial and social circumstances.

Opinions

Meghan and Harry express a desire to distance themselves from the media, particularly tabloids, and consider legal action for compensation.
There is a sense of relief and optimism from Harry about leaving behind certain royal duties, despite the loss of status and support.
Meghan shows some reluctance to engage in activities reminiscent of royal life, such as waving and hosting events, and is considering a return to acting.
The couple appears to be in a state of flux, balancing the responsibilities of parenthood with the need to secure employment and adjust to a less privileged lifestyle.
They exhibit a mix of apprehension and excitement about the future, with Harry acknowledging his substantial net worth and Meghan humorously lamenting her comparatively smaller fortune.
The article hints at family tensions, with mentions of being blocked on social media by other royals and the global media attention overshadowing other news, such as Donald Trump's political maneuvers.

Meghan and Harry Are Looking For A Job

When Meghan and Harry woke up, the first thing they did was to talk about how they were going to become normal folk and get a job.

Harry switched on his phone and there was a message from his Grandma (the Queen) which read:-

“Please leave Frogmore Cottage by the end of this week. I must ask you to pay back the £2.4 million we spent on renovating your ROYAL residence.”

Harry:- Let’s burn all the tabloids in a big garden bonfire (newspapers were always delivered to the residence).

Meghan:- Thank goodness we won’t ever have to read them in our new life.

Harry: When we sue them, they will have to pay us millions and we don’t really need to apply for a job

Meghan:- Not so sure we will get such a large compensation now that we are no longer royals. Anyway, you can’t play with Archie all day — you will have to get some kind of job.

Harry:- Oh look, Trevor Noah of the Daily Show is looking for applicants who “are very good at waving.” He is also looking for owners of a castle or manor which we can make available for “work parties.” We could both apply.

Meghan:- Forget it — I am tired of waving and my arm hurts. Will have to have some more physio… and the price of it! Anyway, we are now about to be evicted so that’s the end of that one. I always liked Trevor — a nice racial mix there… just like me.

Harry:- Got to polish up my CV today. Need some more selfies to put on it.

Meghan yawned and handed Archie to the nurse. She never bothered to change his diaper. It was all done for her but soon she would have to learn that too.

Meghan:- I suppose we could start a YouTube Channel. Maybe “Ex-Royals Rock Again”. “Living the tabloid –free life.” We could offer a few life lessons maybe….

Harry:- Oh, look, Donald Trump is furious with us.

Meghan:- Why? It’s none of his business.

Harry: It seems we have dominated the front pages globally and people are already forgetting about his fake Iran war to win the 2020 election. We have stolen his thunder!

Meghan:- Ooh — watch out for those flashes of lightning.

Harry:- William and my Dad have blocked me on Facebook and WhatsApp. They are absolutely “incandescent with rage” according to some reports.

Meghan:- Ha! Ha! They will just have to work harder at greeting subjects and cutting ribbons. Poor things!

Harry: I could never manage those scissors very well. This is such a relief! Now let me see what skills I can add to my CV. 10 years in the Army, two tours in Afghanistan and then all our charity work….

Meghan:- Oh we must remember to remove that ad for the housekeeper where we went on about

“Standard skills, like organization, teamwork, time management, and eagerness are also crucial to being chosen.”

Those are pretty standard for any job.

Harry:- Hmm. Not so sure I have any of those skills…. But I am eager!

Meghan:- Oh my eager beaver! Love you lots and tons more when you’ll get rid of your royal baggage.

Harry:- And.. I am still worth $40 million. Plus all those priceless jewels left to me by my lovely Mum. Not bad for an ex-royal eh?

Meghan:- Seems I am only worth about $5 million so I will have to go back to being an actress. Poor me!

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