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Meet Mark Suroviec, M.Ed.
Anatomy of His Acronym

WHO I AM…
M: Mischievous A: Authentic R: Redeemed K: Kan’t Spell
S: Seriously? Am I going to do my last name too? U: Under no circumstances would that be a good idea. R: Run away now. O: Oh my goodness, this bit was funnier in my head. V: Velocity is key to your escape. I: If you are pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer you are friends with me. It won’t help. E: Expect me to eat your leftover Halloween candy. C: Completed Acronym. Check!
First things first
You don’t know how to pronounce my last name. That’s ok; neither do I. A Polish woman told me it is pronounced: “Say-ro-VAY-osh-k.” A Russian woman told me it’s “Suur-ROW-vee-etsz.”
I say, “Sir- ROW- vic.”
One summer, a camp counselor gave me hand motions as a pronunciation memory aid. I’m not a talented enough writer to describe them effectively.

Mischievous
I love to laugh and play. One of my former co-workers coined the term “Mark Facts” because half of my words are made-up nonsense.
My favorites are to say random bits of obscure fake history, like:
Did you know, that Slippery Rock University in western Pennsylvania got its name during the revolutionary war when General Norman Rock, slipped away from an overwhelming force of British Redcoats? They built the university campus on top of the site of the avoided battle. ¹
And they would respond,
“I didn’t know — wait — is that a real fact or a Mark Fact?”
For my fellow pranksters:
An Elaborate Office Prank Taught Us Six Lessons About Work Culture.
We led a coup d’état…
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Authentic
Considering my penchant for playful lying, you may find authenticity difficult to believe. However, I care deeply about others and work hard to show my genuine, authentic self.
I have a terrible poker face and find it hard to hide my emotions in my body language.
When I formed my small business in 2021, I made one of my company's core values, “Own Your Stuff.”
In case it’s not obvious, “Stuff” in this context means “Sh*t.”
The worst boss I ever had never admitted when he was wrong and always blamed others for his mistakes. After that experience, I vowed never to be like him.
Who is the authentic Mark?
Redeemed
I became a born-again Christian when I was 17. I strive to love Jesus with my whole heart, mind, soul, and strength, even though I suck at following Him.
I’m thankful that even when I’m faithless, He remains faithful. If it wasn’t for Him, I would have given up repeatedly.
I don’t write or talk about my faith very often online because of cultural baggage and misunderstandings about what Jesus taught. Donald Trump didn’t die on the cross, and I don’t hate people I disagree with.
One of the ways my wife and I live out our faith is through foster care. We believe every child deserves a loving home, and we were foster parents for six years supporting that mission. In 2021 we adopted Lucy into our family.
Our agency made a short video about our foster care journey. You can watch it here: https://homes.winshape.org/story/the-suroviecs-winshape-homes-story/

WHAT do I write about?
Work and Play. Hence the name of my company is WorkPlay Solutions.
I’m on a mission to restore joy and purpose to the workplace. I write reflective stories of work culture, experiential education, team-building activities, and management best practices, always with a playful slant.
Life’s too short for work to suck!
Play is everything related to humor and satire:
WHY I love Medium
I started my WorkPlay blog in 2021, but no one read any of the stories on my website. Medium was the first place someone besides my wife read my work. My words finally had value, and readers enjoyed my writing. ²
I joined Medium in June 2022 without any context. I was hooked fast by the community, the relationships, the learning, and the inspiration from my fellow writers.
I don’t have any formal training or experience writing. Medium is my playground to learn, grow, and experiment with my style and voice.
I have zero expectations on how much I should earn and am thrilled to pieces that human beings read the shenanigans I create. I won my first Top Writer badge in October and then wrote this satirical chum.
WHERE am I located in the real world?
I write from my home office in a small town in Georgia.
HOW do I write? What is my method?
I follow my energy and inspiration. No matter how bizarre or unbaked the idea is, I immediately open Medium on my phone to create a new story.
It’s why I have multiple drafts with titles like: A Velociraptor a Day Keeps the Mastodons at Bay Exclusive Interview with the Warrior Pope Breaking News: Red Cross Doesn’t Screen for Vampires I’ve Been Selling Asphalt and Double Bubble on GumRoad, and the Results are Disappointing
DO I have a podcast?
Yes, but you shouldn’t listen to it.
Footnotes:
¹ Mark Fact.
² I am not throwing my wife under the bus here. She’s the first person to admit she doesn’t get satire.
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Thank you, Hollie Petit, Ph.D. and Toni Greathouse.

