MEDIUM
Medium Writers! This is Why I’m Not Clapping for You
Please read this before you hate me
Here’s the problem. I am clapping for you. All the time. But my claps are evaporating. Why? Because I’m reading your work on my phone. And I’ve discovered that when I applaud on my phone, the claps usually vanish.
I’m reading your latest Medium Masterpiece. It’s fabulous! I highlight the hell out of it. I post a pithy (or snarky) comment. Then, I clap for it 50 times. Because I always clap 50 times:
And then? I watch as those those claps evaporate. The Clap Total resets to whatever it was before I clapped for you. Why? I have no idea.
This never happens when I applaud you on my desktop. But it usually happens when I applaud you on my phone.
Evaporating Claps!
I figured out that Evaporating Claps were a thing back in October 2020 when I decided to see what would happen if I tried to go over my daily Maximum Clap Quota. I wasn’t able to meet this goal — because my claps kept evaporating:
So, having defined the problem, how do I solve it? How do I make my phone claps stick around? I have no idea.
The Problem is Real
And it’s a real problem. I hate people who refuse to clap:
We all hate people who refuse to clap. And I don’t want to alienate my favorite writers. But how can I not?
You see that I’ve read your latest post. I’ve even commented and highlighted! But — no claps? Not a single one? You are, justifiably, furious. I have insulted your work with my snotty Clap Withholding. “Who the hell does Roz think she is?” you fume. “This is the best thing I’ve ever written. Her comment even says that I’m a better writer than Jane Austen, Ernest Hemingway and Toni Morrison combined. But nary a clap!”
Whenever I see that my claps have evaporated, I want to reach out to the author and say, “I clapped for you! I really did! Please believe me!”
But I can’t. Unless I want to post a little comment saying that after every post I read. Which I don’t.
The Medium Karma Algorithm to the Rescue!
So? I decided to write about it. (Which, come to think about it, is what I do about all of my problems.)
Attention Medium Writers! If I highlighted or commented on your post? Please know that I gave it 50 claps. Even if you can’t see them.
Does this solve the problem? No!
Maybe 100 people will read this post. I probably phone-clap for 100 Medium posts every day. That leaves plenty of writers who are wondering why the hell Roz isn’t clapping for them.
Of course, I could drop a link to this post into the Responses section of every Medium post I read. Except that the only thing more annoying than failing to clap is to respond to a Medium post with a link to one of your own posts.
So? I’m going to just trust The Medium Karma Algorithm by publishing this post and hoping that it somehow manages to reach everyone who needs to see it.
That could happen, right? And if you’re one of those writers who has hated me ever since I failed to clap for you once back in 2020? I hope all is forgiven.
Writing Coach Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, can help you improve and publish your work. Drop her a line at [email protected]. (That’s Ros with an “s,” not a “z.”)





