Summary

The web content discusses the political dynamics surrounding Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump, using a metaphorical narrative involving mallards and other birds to comment on the hypocrisy and power struggles within American politics, particularly in relation to judicial nominees and the potential presidency of "Fuckface Von Clownstick" (a derogatory nickname for Donald Trump).

Abstract

The article, through a series of photographs and captions taken at Frederiksberg Gardens, metaphorically portrays the political standoff between Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and then-presidential candidate Donald Trump. McConnell is depicted as a mallard named "Dereliction of Duty," who is struggling to maintain control over the situation, including blocking judicial nominees Neals and Stanton. Trump is referred to as "Fuckface Von Clownstick," a figure in debt to Swiss banks and embroiled in scandals, including sexual assault allegations. The narrative suggests that despite Trump's bravado, he may be subdued if elected, leading to a continuation of the status quo with increased impunity for sexual assault. The article also touches on the potential exodus of Americans to Canada, the tameness of Canada geese, and encourages readers to engage with the content by liking or sharing it.

Opinions

The author expresses a critical view of Mitch McConnell's political maneuvers, labeling him as hypocritical and self-serving.
The article conveys a negative opinion of Donald Trump, using the nickname "Fuckface Von Clownstick" and highlighting his debts, scandals, and alleged sexual misconduct.
There is a sense of skepticism regarding the outcome of a Trump presidency, suggesting that it would not lead to a significant change but rather more of the same political issues.
The author seems to advocate for accountability in politics, particularly in the context of sexual assault, hinting at a double standard where white males may receive preferential treatment.
The piece implies a contrast between the perceived chaos in American politics and the tranquility of Canada, as symbolized by the tame Canada geese.
The author directly addresses the reader, seeking engagement and expressing gratitude for their attention, indicating a desire for the article to have an impact on public discourse.

Mallards

The female on the left, that’s Hetty. She cannot understand how she could possible be level pegging with Fuckface Von Clownstick.

That’s Dereliction of Duty there in the middle, puffed up with his hypocrisy. He’s also blocking Neals and Stanton, by the way. Until a few short days ago, he thought he had everything sewn up, the whole setup under control. That was before the Mallard party ricocheted abruptly out of control. His stern face and equally stern tactics may not be able to cut it this time. Even with his contingency plans. And he is afraid.

Usually he gets one of his pigeons to do his dirty work.

This time, however, it’s going to be mano-to-mano.

You see, Fuckface is deeply in debt to Swiss banks. These Swiss bankers, they will not be trifled with.

This is a hooded crow. They are always on the lookout for a cadaver. They only eat meat, usually cadavers but in this case, a snail will do.

Everybody thinks they can move to Canada. Canada?

We got plenty of people in Canada already. Females are treated nicely too. Ain’t nobody making a grab for their pussies. See how prominent the female is?

Yes, let’s build a wall to keep the fleeing citizens out and let’s make the citizens themselves pay. Yeah, let’s make them pay.

It’s time for Canada’s moment in the sun

He won’t disclose his tax returns because of NAMBLA? What? I’ve heard the guy dosen’t even have any money. He showed up on a donor’s platform at a school once and they never received a penny. It was all show. Bluster.

But everything is being recorded nowadays. It’ll all come out. Very soon too.

Hetty’s agenda on Thursday:

8 am: Breakfast meeting with JC. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

If Fuckface Von Clownstick gets elected there will be no revolution. He will be cowed and bullied into submission. Like all bullies when cornered, he will toe the line.

Everybody thinks it will be a “Barbarians at the gate” kind of moment, but it won’t. It’ll just be more of the same, except sexual assault will be comitted with impunity.

Oh, did I say impunity?

I meant even more impunity or less punity, if there is such a word.

Anyway, as regards sexual assault, white boy gets free pass.

Will you, too, hand Fuckface Von Clownstick a free pass?

Thank you for reading this far.

I took all these photos earlier today at Frederiksberg Gardens.

I was astonished to see the Canada geese. They were tame.

I met a young woman from Hong Kong, another photographer and got some photos with the photograph-of-a-photographer motif.

If you are reading this Elise, thank you for keeping me company.

It snowed for the first time this winter in the morning. Those clouds have a snowy look.

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Goodnight and good luck.

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