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e forms with my haiku.</p><p id="4609">So to the Orange Julius Caesar and his minions, here you go.</p><p id="e604">Rhyme it not, haiku But rules I break, so F U Mister Orange Hue</p><p id="a405">MAGAts swarm to ‘Rump Boil in the heat of his meat Hatch into flies. BARF!</p><p id="a27c">Bad hair on bad head Karens and Kevins kowtow MAGA clown prince rules</p><p id="8444">Boebert, ‘Rump, Santos Groper, grabber, grifter, three One down, two to go</p><p id="56c7">Off the ballot, Don Colorado Supremes sing Quiet!, riot boy</p><p id="34d7">Got fame and defame Rudy has ’em both in hand Infamous appeal</p><p id="a49b">Don? … Bang? Marry? Kill? Ivanka? Melania? Oops! Oops! DANG! You lose!</p><h2 id="992f">A personal affront by the Tangerine Turd</h2><div id="e064" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/how-donald-trump-ruined-my-hotel-stays-2784ec9c451b"> <div> <div> <h2>How Donald Trump Ruined My Hotel Stays

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In the spirit of the (political) season

I thought this was going to turn out funnier.

But, I followed where it lead.

I thought funnier But, it is what it is. Right? Five, seven, five. Done.

MAGAts merit more? That’s up to the media I’m just Medium

Struck by the spirit of the season: peace, goodwill toward men, a worldwide slave labor fest fueled by rampant consumerism, and served with a side of gunfire, I thought to bludgeon some lower life forms with my haiku.

So to the Orange Julius Caesar and his minions, here you go.

Rhyme it not, haiku But rules I break, so F U Mister Orange Hue

MAGAts swarm to ‘Rump Boil in the heat of his meat Hatch into flies. BARF!

Bad hair on bad head Karens and Kevins kowtow MAGA clown prince rules

Boebert, ‘Rump, Santos Groper, grabber, grifter, three One down, two to go

Off the ballot, Don Colorado Supremes sing Quiet!, riot boy

Got fame and defame Rudy has ’em both in hand Infamous appeal

Don? … Bang? Marry? Kill? Ivanka? Melania? Oops! Oops! DANG! You lose!

POET & THROW IT

MAGA Haiku

In the spirit of the (political) season

A personal affront by the Tangerine Turd

How Donald Trump Ruined My Hotel Stays

A suite and sour story. Or, is this like comparing apples and oranges?

More MAGA saga

First MAGA, Now MAGO

Seems only fair