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First MAGA, Now MAGO
Seems only fair
The ex-Prez and present day irrepressible gum flapper is gagging on his own spew.
As MAGA’s creator, The Mango Mussolini was once able to issue a verbal fart on any topic of his choosing and know that roughly 70M delusional supporters would rally around its stench.
In case you’ve been buried headfirst in mud, here are some examples:
⭐️ “When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.” He adds seconds later: “Grab them by the p — -. You can do anything.” — Trump in a previously unreleased recording made by “Access Hollywood” in 2005, published Friday by The Washington Post and NBC News.
⭐️ “There is a cooling, and there’s a heating. I mean, look, it used to not be climate change, it used to be global warming. That wasn’t working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place.” -Donald Trump, Jan. 28, 2018
And on … and on … and on.
‘Rump’s MAGA maniacs loved this shit.
But …
It’s enough to Make (All Reasonable) Americans Gag Again. That would be MARAGA and may be the subject of another story.
And speaking of gagging, a new and ever-so-fun ‘Rump-related thrill ride has recently entered the political/judicial/circus fray.
The gag ORDER!
‘Rump keeps treating it like My Asinine Gag Order, or MAGO, and it’s costing him.
Here’s the Tangerine Turd confidently bustin’ a move on his way into court.
Here he is after getting slapped with two fines, one for 5K and a second for 10K, for violating his gag order.
With the ex’s, highly predictable and much anticipated, third gag order violation, will we see this?
We can only hope.
Prediction
Mounting legal bills, gag order violation fines, inflated self-worth returning to earth, and Melania’s game of grab assets during the inevitable contentious divorce will all conspire to leave Putin’s Plaything with fewer dollars than Vincent Van Gogh after paying his doctor bills.
Hair Fuhrer will then be forced to sell some new merch.
Since everyone in the world who wants one already owns a MAGA hat, the next move will be MAGO merch.
I can hardly wait to see how that goes.
