Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!
The top ten things I hate most about Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a piece of garbage as a human being. Of that nobody with any gray matter between his or her ears could debate. He’s simply an egomaniacal, narcissistic, get-over, con man. I can’t imagine anybody voting for him who isn’t a coal miner, or a woman who likes guys to come up to them and “grab ’em by the pussy.” Moving on…
It’s difficult to sift through all the reasons I hate Donald Trump and narrow them down to a mere ten. But I’m gonna try. Here goes:
10. His vocabulary
Or lack of same. We're rounding a “great” curve. World War II was a “terrific” war. I‘m not kidding. This moron actually used those adjectives to describe the current pandemic and a horrific conflict in which hundreds of thousands of people were slaughtered.
9. His income tax payments
I went to prison for a year for cheating on my taxes. And I’m quite sure my crime paled in the face of Donald Trump’s. He paid $750 in income tax in 2014. Yeah, tell me again how he worked the system and didn’t cheat on his taxes. As if!
8. Trump’s preoccupation with his net worth
I’ve read at least half a dozen books about Donald Trump. And whether they’re for or against him, all the authors agree on one thing: Trump’s preoccupation with his net worth. Here’s the thing: I don’t care about his financial net worth, because his net worth as a human being is zero dollars and zero cents. He should be more concerned about that than how much money he has — or more accurately — he owes!
7. The way he pulls facts out of his ass
This dude will say anything to bolster his bullshit agenda. He’s one of those hustlers who subscribes to the theory that if you tell a lie enough times, it will become true. I had PAUL MANAFORT as a celly for a month while I was in prison. Just me and Paulie in 60 square feet — locked down 9 hours a day. One night I asked him “was there any Russian collusion?” He was defiant that I would even ask that question. The next day when we were freed for breakfast, I told my best prison friend what I’d asked — and what he’d answered — and then added: “I think he’s told himself that bullshit so many times he could pass a lie detector test.” I believe Trump is the same way. He could also pass a lie detector test with his horse crap as well.
6. The way he accuses the media of reporting “fake news”
Actually, they’re reporting real news about a fake person. But he just doesn’t get that. Trump’s got his head so far up his ass he can’t see anything but his own inner workings and the shit he slings with impunity.
5. His hand movements
Stop with the fucking hands already. I don’t want that sawdust in the transmission special of a used car you’re trying to sell me. How stupid do you think I am?
4. His wife
Melania is a gross mannequin so shot up with botox and silicone she barely looks human. She’s an embarrassment. I sold ads to NYC hookers for 20 years. I know stuff. Enough said.
3. Pervasive nepotism in his administration
Tell me Jared is qualified to do anything but kiss Donald’s daughter’s ass. Yet he’s part of the inner circle. Why? Because Trump is in love with his daughter. At least, he’s in love with one of his daughters. The other one? Not so much. She just doesn’t have that (model) look he so admires. And what qualifications does Ivanka bring to the inner circle? Oh yeah! She’s a piece of ass. No matter that she’s his daughter. A piece of ass is a piece of ass, right? Donald has even said he’d date his daughter if only she wasn’t his offspring.
2. Trump’s preoccupation with his coif and skin tone
How much time do you think it takes for Trump to get ready in the morning before he’s seen by the world? An hour? Two hours? Three hours? Oh my God! Give it up, dude. Shave your fucking head and get on with it. You could run a small country with the time you take to “look good.”
- His dance moves
Trump dances like the only white boy. He gives us a bad name. Actually, he has some rhythm. The problem is his dancing is a transparent window into his overall personality — which is abhorrent. Lovin’ that video with Jeffrey Epstein at the party when the two are talking about all the pussy in the room. Donald busts a move in anticipation of grabbing some pussy. It’s precious.
And this is our president! What does it say about the US electorate that 48% of the country voted for him in 2016? As Yakov Smirnoff used to say: “What a country!” Or as I say: ”What a stupid country!” Hopefully, we’ll vote him out today (this is Election Day as I write.)
Here’s something funny Paulie (MANAFORT) said about Trump in a real moment:
And two funny anecdotes from JEFFREY EPSTEIN about Trump and Clinton: