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Let’s Talk About Tight Underpants

Points for and against

I recently bought some underpants online.

They were a bit on the tight side, but that was partly a good thing. You see, my existing baggy underpants often caused my “meat and two veg” to fall out to the side. We’ve all been there. When it happens while you’re out, you desperately want to reach in and rearrange things.

But according to this, tight underpants can lower your sperm count. However, it is still in the healthy range, and there don’t appear to be any other adverse effects. So, if you’re planning to have children, baggy underpants are better. Otherwise, it’s just a matter of personal preference.

Let’s summarise the benefits of each type of underpant:

Tight underpants:

Things won’t flop about
Warmer in cold weather

Baggy underpants:

Feels less restrictive
Higher sperm count
They look better (less revealing) — but when are you parading around in just your underpants anyway?

Let’s end with a haiku:

Do you want children? Tight underpants lower sperm. Baggy ones feel free.