MWC 2021/2022

Lazy Bingo

How to combine the MuddyUm writing challenge and bingo game to get a shot at two prizes

My desire dissipated like a schmangie dishwasher the moment he took off his socks and I saw his toetacles.

I got up from the sofa, citing a sudden need for compactinization, which I set about doing while uttering condesxclamations, loudly, trying to devise a good reason to davyjay him from my apartment that wouldn’t make him feel he was being vilipendescented.

In the end, I quemandated him to go to the shops to get me something sweet to eat. If he returned I would refuse to open the door on the grounds I am diabetic. I had no doubt his phallucy would be scrotesque as well.

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©️marla bishop 2021

Marla Bishop lives in London with her family. She’s the only person she knows who thinks she’s funny. You can follow her on Medium or on social media here