Keke’s New Year’s Resolutions

Summary

Keke's article humorously outlines ten New Year's resolutions tailored for a dog's perspective, encouraging a playful approach to self-improvement.

Abstract

In the spirit of New Year's resolutions, Keke presents a lighthearted list of ten goals for dogs to aspire to, ranging from physical transformations like getting a facelift or a tan, to adopting new hobbies and fashion statements. The article, complete with whimsical images, also touches on lifestyle changes such as dieting, learning to drive, and considering a more sustainable way of living. The resolutions are designed to inspire a fun and fresh start for the year, while also reminding readers that staying true to oneself is just as important.

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The author suggests that New Year's is an opportune time for a "makeover," implying that change can be both positive and transformative.
There is an emphasis on fun and enjoyment in the resolutions, such as taking up squirrel chasing and leash chewing as hobbies.
The article playfully encourages dogs (and by extension, their owners) to embrace trends, like making a fashion statement or rocking a new hairstyle.
The mention of dieting is presented with humor, referencing a transformation from "thicc" to fit, and provides a link to a more detailed guide on dieting.
The resolution to learn how to drive includes a humorous nod to the challenges colorblindness might pose to a dog behind the wheel.
The article promotes the idea of sustainability and healthier living by suggesting the raising of chickens as a lifestyle choice.
The final resolution is a heartfelt reminder that self-acceptance is key, and that sometimes, not changing is the best resolution.
The author invites reader interaction by asking for the funniest New Year's resolutions they've heard and providing links to other humorous articles.
By tagging favorite Medium authors, the article creates a sense of community and shared enjoyment of the platform's content.
The call to action for reader engagement, such as clapping, highlighting, commenting, and sharing, reflects the author's appreciation for audience support and the value of content dissemination within the Medium community.

Lesson 55: The top ten promises you can make for the coming year

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Yes, pups, it’s the most wonderful time of the year: January 1. That day when slates are wiped clean, a new you is born with hopes and possibilities, and Taylor Swift runs out of songs to write because she stays with the same guy.

It’s your chance for an extreme makeover when dogs, humans, and even Santa won’t recognize the new you.

You can totally flex and choose your vibe: chill, slim, gorgeous, brainy, lit, or savage. Or you can just be the same old, boring you. You only get the chance once a year, so pounce it while you can.

Here are ten resolutions to consider for the new year.