Keep Whiskers Out of Rehab!
Twelve signs your cat may be an alcoholic
- He sleeps all day. Literally. All. Day. Long.
- He’s up at all hours. You’re not sure if he’s bingeing on snacks or sneaking out to the local late night disco. Friends suggest he may just be a cat.
- There’s never any Bud Light in the fridge. Truthfully, that could be you. Or your roommates.
- Your cat tries to use your toilet. It’s unclear if he’s doing his business or trying to hydrate.
- You find your cat stumbling about. You begin to suspect he has a drinking problem, but chalk it up to the catnip in your yard.
- He stops bugging you for food in the morning. He’s not even sleeping on your face any more. He may be hungover.
- You find a new bottle opener on your fridge. It’s magnetic and positioned about 4 inches from the ground. It’s shaped like a mouse face.
- The next morning you find an empty bottle of Bud Light lying next to your cat’s food bowl. You wish he’d chosen something classier.
- Your cat is using your toilet consistently now. He’s too lazy to go outside or use the litter box. You find him swimming in the bowl one morning.
- You remember programming your coffee maker, but it’s empty each morning. Your cat no longer blinks.
- You’re accustomed to his howls on the fence at night. But recently he’s been caterwauling a rendition of Funky Cold Medina. You worry about the DJ at the local disco.
- You wake up to find a strange lady cat sleeping on your face. Your own cat is hungover and swimming in the toilet again.
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