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Keep Whiskers Out of Rehab!

Twelve signs your cat may be an alcoholic

Photo by Raphael MARTIN on Unsplash
  1. He sleeps all day. Literally. All. Day. Long.
  2. He’s up at all hours. You’re not sure if he’s bingeing on snacks or sneaking out to the local late night disco. Friends suggest he may just be a cat.
  3. There’s never any Bud Light in the fridge. Truthfully, that could be you. Or your roommates.
  4. Your cat tries to use your toilet. It’s unclear if he’s doing his business or trying to hydrate.
  5. You find your cat stumbling about. You begin to suspect he has a drinking problem, but chalk it up to the catnip in your yard.
  6. He stops bugging you for food in the morning. He’s not even sleeping on your face any more. He may be hungover.
  7. You find a new bottle opener on your fridge. It’s magnetic and positioned about 4 inches from the ground. It’s shaped like a mouse face.
  8. The next morning you find an empty bottle of Bud Light lying next to your cat’s food bowl. You wish he’d chosen something classier.
  9. Your cat is using your toilet consistently now. He’s too lazy to go outside or use the litter box. You find him swimming in the bowl one morning.
  10. You remember programming your coffee maker, but it’s empty each morning. Your cat no longer blinks.
  11. You’re accustomed to his howls on the fence at night. But recently he’s been caterwauling a rendition of Funky Cold Medina. You worry about the DJ at the local disco.
  12. You wake up to find a strange lady cat sleeping on your face. Your own cat is hungover and swimming in the toilet again.

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