Jack-in-the-Box Enters the Affray

Will peace on earth ever come to be? Not as long as the Burger Wars continue to be fought and grease drips on the fields of battle right in your hometown.

The Fast Food Wars date back to Roman times with today's fast food giants taking the lead over all who surround their empires. Will the King and Ronald survive this latest threat?

The King gets a Surprise

Jack-in-the-Box hid down below wrapped in paper, sporting a bow, but the Burger King, he did not know unwrapping the box resulted in blows!

Jack-in-the-Box sprang out first to deliver the worst to the King, who lays on the floor, wanting no more and completely unable to swing.

Who knew Jack-in-the-Box was himself a weapon of mass distraction able to deliver himself directly to BK himself. Find out what happens next when Whopper says, “Hey, BK, we could use a few of those in our arsenal.”

And the King grumbles, “Put Jack in his box, you burger for brains moron.”

Continued in Five Guys Armed and Ready.

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