Five Guys Armed and Ready

Is there no end to the madness, the atrocities, the terror caused by the longest war in history? Well, probably not.

Somewhere in the distance a lean and mighty hero awaits his turn to secure his place in the Burger Wars, and lead us to victory over the… But not today.

Shootout at the Fast Food Corral

Five Guys walked into the town to take the dusty streets, unleash their dogs on everyone, to secure a quick defeat. But Whopper, he was watching, and old Big Mac was too. Together they devised a plan to put hot dogs in the zoo.

Five Guys fired toppings, relish, jalapeno peppers, but Ronald he put out the meat to turn dogs into lepers, and as Five Guys, they turned to run we heard old Big Mac say, “Maybe come tomorrow, but they’ll not win today.”

Tune in next time when Whopper says, “They’s nothing more than little peanuts who never had a chance. Somebody get in here and get these hulls off the floor!”

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