It’s Sextember At Our House

We decided to turn this month into a hedonistic month of pleasure

I don’t really have a month to celebrate stuff.

Dry July? I don’t drink.

Movember? My wife and I both hate it when I have any facial hair.

NaNoWriMo? I’ll often write a book or more a month, so that’s not really a challenge.

My wife and I were talking about this in late August and she said we should just set a challenge for ourselves to do something together for the whole month of September.

We were struggling through a little sexy time dry spell at our house at that point in time so I was a bit irritable.

I suggested, “What about Sexy September?”

She replied, “Go on… I’m listening.”

My thought bubble was that we’d agree to both sleep naked for the whole month (I’m a naked sleeper, she does too ~25% of the time) and then in the recesses of my evil brain, I thought nature would take over… Or I’d just feel her up a bit while she slept which is cool too.

I could see her brain working overtime trying to process the idea.

“We could be like those people who have sex every day no matter what — we’ll call it Sextember.”

I got very excited, very quickly. I’m a simple man with simple needs. This was like all of my Christmases coming at once.

Setting The Parameters of Sextember

While I could have easily allowed myself to get carried away and agreed to her plan, I decided to allow my common sense to take over and put some terms of reference in place for Sextember.

I decided to try and take her back from the edge of crazy and not set ourselves up to fail here. I may be a simple man, but I’m a practical one as well.

She said she was game, “Look, the worst-case scenario is one of us aren’t in the mood and we just knuckle down for 10 or 15 minutes and get it done.”

As you may have noticed, my wife can be a hopeless romantic sometimes.

Then we started negotiating “numbers” — she suggested 30 times during the month, so if we had sex two or three times one day, we would be ahead of schedule. I countered with something more achievable like 20 or even 15 times, something akin to every other day.

I was then accused of the heinous crime of not wanting to have a lot of sex with my wife. In some parts of the world and throughout history, this would have been considered a crime against nature and the local Lord or Noble could have come in to do my duty for me.

There was a great protest on my part at this slander to my character.

After much discussion, we settled on what was, at least I think, a very strong compromise outcome:

One of us would have to make the other person cum every single day for the month of Sextember, at a minimum.

It was a great solution and entirely achievable, we both agreed.

How’s That Working Out For You?

It’s September 6th as I write this and so far so good.

We’ve not missed a single day.

In fact, we’re achieving well above the minimum requirements for the successful completion of the Sextember challenge.

One thing that’s increased is the amount of manual servicing that’s taking place — we’re waking each other up to handjobs before we get out of bed pretty much every single day.

And you know the way sex works… You roll over and help your partner out with a quick handy just as they’re waking up in the morning and the odds of that carrying on into some proper adult cuddles goes up exponentially.

So that’s been happening a lot in the mornings… Small sample size, but the results have been better than expected.

Same thing at night.

I’m not really a “handjob at night” kind of guy because I then need to have a shower or whatever because I’m covered in semen.

But I like to give her a bit of manual pleasure before she goes to sleep— her favourite position to receive is when she rolls on her side facing away from me and lifts her top knee forward and out.

When she rolls over into that position, I usually go to work, and so far, in Sextember, she’s been fully receptive to that.

Once she’s seen stars and had a whole-body tremor, 90% of the time, sexy time happens because she likes to be fucked after a clitoral orgasm from a handjob.

So right now, we’re totally crushing it.

I’m averaging over two orgasms per day and she’s in the three to four range.

There was one day where I had to go in really early to work and by 8pm that night, I was crashed out asleep on the bed. I woke up in darkness with her on top of me, fumbling with my cock to get it inside her.

Half asleep, I said to her, “What are you doing?”

“It Sextember, just lay there and let me do my job.”

She saddled up and went for a ride. She got herself over the line quite quickly, but to her credit, despite fulfilling the Sextember guidelines, she kept at it and hooked a brother up.

What’s Next For Us?

Like any good team, we’re taking it one game at a time, trying to not look past our next opponent. Our goal is to successfully complete Sextember.

We’ve agreed that if we do it, we’re leaving the boy at home and going out to this incredible seafood place that she likes in the city on October 1st.

In fact, to keep us motivated, I’ve already had my secretary make the booking.

On top of that, we’ve already had a discussion about what we’re going to do next month — we’re dubbing that Orgasmic October.

I’ve got a few international trips planned for next month, so that poses a unique challenge.

Her suggestion, which I find pretty enticing, is that we keep to the Sextember guidelines, but that when I am away, we each have to simultaneously rub one out while we’re on FaceTime together.

We’re discussing whether it will have to be simultaneous or sequential, but that’s looking like that plan.

If we play our cards right, we might come up with a challenge for every month of the year. I can see it now, “Fucktacular February”, “Anal April”, “Masturbation March”, “Jism June” and “Jerkoff July.”

I’m starting to look forward now to 2020!

Epilogue — Sextember was a success! For every single day of the month, one of us made the other have an orgasm. Most days we each got our end away and some days multiple times, but we didn’t miss a single day!

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