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Summary

The article celebrates National Lazy Mom's Day, encouraging mothers to take time for themselves on the first Friday of September.

Abstract

National Lazy Mom's Day, observed annually on the first Friday of September, is a day dedicated to mothers allowing themselves a break from their daily responsibilities. The author, who initially overlooked the day, serendipitously celebrated it by indulging in leisure activities. The day's origins are unknown, but the author humorously speculates it was created by an overworked mother seeking respite. Suggestions for observing the day include taking a bath, watching TV, or writing, with a reminder to secure privacy from children. The article concludes with a lighthearted Haiku and a disclaimer emphasizing responsible childcare while enjoying the day's relaxation.

Opinions

  • The author endorses the concept of National Lazy Mom's Day as a necessary break for mothers.
  • There is a humorous tone in the author's description of a mother's daily challenges, such as constant interruptions and lack of privacy.
  • The author suggests that self-care activities like bathing, watching TV, and writing can be forms of celebration.
  • A playful Haiku is shared to honor the day, indicating the author's support for embracing laziness on this occasion.
  • The author emphasizes the importance of ensuring child safety and care while taking time for oneself, acknowledging the balance between self-care and parental responsibilities.

It’s National Lazy Mom’s Day

I’m Not Even Kidding

Photo by Vladislav Muslakov on Unsplash

Today is National Lazy Mom’s Day, and I almost missed it!

Okay, I missed it “officially,” but I celebrated unknowingly anyway. Serendipity! 😉

National Lazy Mom’s Day falls on the first Friday of September every year. No one knows who started it or their motivation, but I imagine it was someone just like me — bleary eyed from lack of sleep, ears ringing from the constant bitching, a woman who hasn’t peed without someone talking to her through the door or read more than 3 paragraphs of a book without being asked a question for the last 27 years.

The day is almost over but it’s not too late to indulge! You can still get your lazy time in by taking a long bath or shower, binge watching a few episodes of your favorite show, or calling a friend and sharing a few good laughs. You might even enjoy doing some writing! For example, I wrote this Haiku in honor of the day:

Pajamas all day, Couch potato life I choose, Lazy for the win!

Be sure to lock your door though — if possible, put two layers of locked doors between you — the little gremlins will surely invade your lazy space if you make it too easy!

So Happy National Lazy Mom’s Day to all — I’d never heard of this day of recognition before, but I am absolutely here for it in a big way!

Disclaimer: This author does not condone abandoning children or leaving them alone in situations of questionable safety or mortal peril. Please ensure you have a responsible human being available to be your enabler today! 😁

Image by Tori Hall Sudduth via Midjourney

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