The birds and the bees
Is Virginity a Deal Breaker for This 35-Year-Old Woman?
I haven’t had sex for months and I feel ‘like a virgin’
I feel ‘like a virgin.’ The operative word is ‘like.’ I’m in a relationship but the last time we had sex was last Christmas when I gave him my heart but the very next day, he gave it … away.
Well, you know the song, but here is the rest of it.
But this is not about me, it is about a 35-year-old virgin and her story.
Her name isn’t Lola and she ain't a showgirl. She is Sonali Chandra and she is a 35-year-old virgin and a stand-up comedian.
There’s no shame in being 35 and still a virgin. In fact, there was a man who up until he was 40 was still a virgin, it made everyone laugh at the absurdity of it that they made it into a movie and his name is Steve Carell.
While it isn’t uncommon, as it happened before and there was one case shared by Dr. Aline Zoldbrod, a sex therapist from Boston with The Atlantic, that she once had a patient who lost her virginity at the age of 60, move over, Sonali.
From the same article, there are interesting statistics that have been gathered by the CDC.
When I checked it, I got fixated on the statistics of Sexual activity between males — oral or anal sex between males to which the CDC says, about 5% of the American male population ages 15–44 had oral or anal sex with another male and 2.1% had oral or anal sex with another male in the last 12 months.
The data is from 2018, but we can assume it has only gone up since many millennials have become gender-fluid.
And while we are at it, at least now we know that 5% of Republican men serving in Congress had at one time in their lives had sex with another man, and yet they call themselves conservatives, but that’s for another story.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginity (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males ages 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins ages 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins ages 40 to 44. — Excerpt, On ‘Late’-In-Life Virginity Loss
For many young Americans, the age of losing one’s virginity is 17.1, which was the same age when Kyle Rittenhouse had a gun, killed two people, and injured another person in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
A crime for which he was acquitted, to which to many Trump supporters was their rallying cry for the Second Amendment.
I guess that explains the song, Sixteen Going on Seventeen from The Sound of Music, but be as wise as the character Liesl Von Trapp who was 16 when she met Rolf Gruber.
The 17-year-old who stole a kiss from her. A true villain that he was especially after he betrayed the Von Trapp family to serve Hans Zeller and the Nazi Party, hmph!
And never ever trust another white guy with a guitar, who sings. Yes, America you did it again on Season 19 of American Idol.
And now these lyrics from that song by Oscar Hammerstein are making me uncomfortable, what did he mean by — ‘That men will want to write on.’
[Rolf] You wait, little girl, on an empty stage For fate to turn the light on Your life, little girl, is an empty page That men will want to write on
Sonali Chandra
Before she was the 35-year-old virgin, she was the 33-year-old virgin who guested on Dr. Phil who by the way kept flashing the OK sign, which has since been classified as a hate sign when white supremacists appropriated it for their agenda of hate.
And not only that, Dr. Phil kept on pointing his finger down there which made me very uncomfortable to watch.
In 2024, Sonali will be the 37-year-old virgin comedian if she still hasn’t lost her ‘V-card’ or as the CDC calls it in its report, ‘penile-vagi-gi sex’ or as Ru Paul and every drag queen call it.
As far back as 2020, she told Dr. Phil, that she was looking for the one and had a dating profile on some dating websites or apps, and here is what her profile looked like,
NJ to NYC to LA Sonali means Golden Not interested in flings/hookups Deal breakers smoking/drugs/infidelity/lying/facial hair/bad breath
I dont have Covid/Hiv/Aids/Stds 5'8 Looking for relationships
Never have I ever... Had sex
There you go, she never had sex. According to Dr. Phil that isn’t the problem at all, there are many virgins out there. Some choose to stay virgins because of their culture and religion, except she scares off men by telling this line on their first date,
I’m a virgin, you will be my first and hopefully my only.
Let me wrap this up by saying, to each their own. Don’t let anyone coerce you into giving up your V-card.
I heard in some Republican states where Trump is still considered god, you get half the price for this t-shirt,
We Will Adopt Your Baby
And Sonali Chandra you might be on to something as from the same article I keep on highlighting, On ‘Late’-In-Life Virginity Loss this study may give you some afterglow.
A University of Texas at Austin study showed that survey respondents who lost their virginity at 20 or older reported having more satisfying romantic relationships than respondents who lost their virginity at younger than 20.
But here’s the thing, as someone who is in a relationship but not getting any sex, soon after the romance is gone, you will find yourself singing Madonna’s Like a Virgin.
And then you have a whole new material for your stand-up comedy.
Thank you for reading.
Sources:
On ‘Late’-In-Life Virginity Loss
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