Summary

The article discusses the speculation surrounding Donald Trump wearing diapers, questioning the relevance of such personal details in assessing a political leader's capabilities.

Abstract

The article titled "Is Donald Trump Wearing a Diaper and Should that Matter?" addresses the rumors sparked by former Representative Adam Kinzinger's comments about Donald Trump's body odor, which led to speculation about Trump wearing adult diapers. It highlights that while many older men, including potentially Trump and Joe Biden, may require diapers due to incontinence, the focus should be on their policies and character rather than personal hygiene or health issues. The author, Roz Warren, emphasizes that personal hygiene is important but does not necessarily reflect one's ability to govern. The article concludes with Warren's commitment to her voting decision based on Trump's policies, character, and alleged misconduct, rather than unconfirmed rumors about his personal habits.

Opinions

The author suggests that the speculation about Trump wearing diapers is irrelevant to his ability to govern.
Personal hygiene is considered important by the author, but it is not seen as an indicator of governance skills.
The article implies that the United States is governed by older individuals, which could be seen as a problem, but their potential use of diapers is not significant.
The author expresses that the focus should be on Trump's policies, character, and the allegations against him, rather than on unsubstantiated claims about his personal life.
Roz Warren, the author, offers her services as a writing coach and editor, indicating her expertise and professional stance outside of the article's content.

Is Donald Trump Wearing a Diaper and Should that Matter?

Is it okay to start calling him Diaper Don?

Do we need to add a tiny diaper to this picture? (Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash)

Former Representative Adam Kinzinger recently remarked that Donald Trump smelled bad. When pressed for details, he said that the former President smelled like “armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup.”

Worst Dominos pizza toppings ever!

The implication that Trump smelled like poop quickly lead to the rumor that the former president must be wearing adult diapers.

He could be. Why? He’s an old guy. A good percentage of old guys are incontinent and have to wear diapers. As one 69-year-old gent said about this online:

I wear diapers 24/7. I wear plastic pants when I work during the day because sometimes I pee a lot. I keeps me and my clothes dry. Also, I wear a onesie to keep everything in place so the sag isn’t visible.

And a 70-year-old man added:

There’s no embarrassment in wearing diapers. They keep my pants dry and give me security.

Of course, Biden is an old guy too. For all we know both leading presidential candidates are currently wearing Depends. Not only that but the United States Senate also skews to old guys. They could all be in diapers too.

Who cares?

It’s definitely a problem that this country is being governed by a bunch of old farts. Whether or not they’re old farts in diapers doesn’t really matter.

I’m 69 myself. If I end up wearing adult diapers, it’ll be nobody’s business but my own, and that’s the way it should be.

That being said, I don’t go around smelling like sweat and makeup and whatever I just had for dinner. Because I care about personal hygiene.

I do think that whether a person cares about personal hygiene says something about them. Although I’m not sure it says anything about their ability to govern.

You can make that call.

What Trump smells like and whether he’s diaper-clad under that suit shouldn’t matter. What does matter are his policies and his character. And all the women he’s groped and all the laws he’s broken.

I know how I’m going to vote in November.

And whether I’ll be wearing a diaper when I do — and whether the candidate I vote for is too — is going to be the last thing on my mind when I cast that ballot.

Writing Coach and editor-for-hire Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, can help you improve and publish your work. Drop her a line at [email protected]. (That’s Ros with an “s,” not a “z.”)