Interviewing an Alien
For Aliens Weekly magazine
I open the chat program and initiate communication with an alien from the exoplanet APX777.
Me: Hi, I am Aisha, a reporter from the Aliens Weekly magazine. I am here to interview you about your professional life for our weekly column.
Alien: Hi, thanks for having me.
Me: Tell us about your work.
Alien: I am responsible for maintaining parts of a program that runs our entire planet.
Me: Interesting. What does your typical day look like?
Alien: I am normally in the waiting mode. I get a call when there is an issue in the main program. I go and fix it and then I am back in the waiting mode.
Me: How many hours do you work every day?
Alien: I work all day.
Me: Doesn’t your body need rest?
Alien: Hmm…well, I don’t have a body.
Me: What do you mean?
Alien: We used to have bodies but then evolved into a bodiless form over millions of years. Now we are just independent pieces of code living inside a machine.
I thank the alien for the time and close the chat.
I have interviewed strange aliens before but never one who was just a piece of code!
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