SATIRE + TRUMP = GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
If We All Publish a Story Satirizing The Tangerine Turd On the Same Date Will the Ex-President Melt?
Remember “I’m melting” from the Wizard of Oz?
Do you recall this scene featuring the Wicked Witch of the West?
As you can see, all it took was a splash of water from a little girl and the Wicked Witch melted away.
Imagine what we — as the all-powerful cabal of Top Tier Medium satirists — could do if we ganged up on Mango Mussolini and threw a shit-ton of shade on that blubbery semi-soft butter stick?
So: Larrylambert, Dash MacIntyre, Christine Stevens, Speaking Fiction To Power, Ellie Salvaje, Amy Sea, Rajaneeshwar, Smillew Rahcuef, Philip Ogley, Catherine Durkin Robinson, Hogan Torah, Kyrie Gray, Sebastian Carlos, Srini, Patrick Metzger, BichoDoMato, David Martin, Max Klein, Johnny Robish, Andrew Rodwin, Jason Provencio, [Bad] Ideas For Writers (& Life), Phillip T Stephens, Adam Dietz, Brett Jenae Tomlin, Mike Knittel, Kristine Laco, Philip S. Naudus, Kristen Stark, estow76 (Esther), Robert Bush, T. Kent Jones, Toni Crowe, MonalisaSmiled, Kurt S. Inu, Christopher Robin, John Werth, Honorata Onanisma, Oscar Rhea, Dan Carlson | Meandering Naturist, Patrick Eades, Laura Halls, Nikolaos Skordilis, Uvebruce, Malky McEwan, Daniel G. Jennings, Erin A Ross
If you’re with me, let me know in the comments. And “yes”, I’m aware that not everyone on the list above lives in the good ol’ US of A. However, much like a farm sprinkler filled with cholera stools, tRump’s “influence” has spread far and wide.
Then, on the first night of Hanukkah, 12/18/22, publish your story satirizing the hell outta the dude.
Hanukkah eve seems fitting because The Orange Menace loves Jews so much. And, he’s done more for them than any President in history. He has said so himself (of course). Right after his dinner with Nazi-sympathizer Ye and noted Holocaust denier, Fuentes.
Maybe this’ll fizzle. Maybe it’ll sizzle.
If it’s the latter, tRump may become a liquid mess of bacon grease. Then this impotent puddle can be poured into a dish by the sink.
Remember to let me know if you’re down. Feel free to publish your story anywhere you like.
If you’re not named above, please feel free to play along anyway.