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ed by all available scientific evidence and every medical professional with a functioning brain … and you know what that means</li></ul><p id="8b61">💣 The Jan 6th riot (I mean peaceful tourist visit to the halls of guv’ment) was fomented (oooooh, big word) by Mickey Mouse and all the gays at Disneyland and/or Antifa and/or #JewishSpaceLasers (cuz you know how those guys roll)</p><h2 id="beef">Now though, comes the blockbuster news above.</h2><p id="4f28">Stealing a page from Colin Kaepernick’s play book (even though that’s technically illegal), God him/her/it-self is taking a knee and genuflecting before The Orange Julius Caesar.</p><p id="08bc">And really, that makes all the sense in the world.</p><p id="a137">WHY?! — you ejaculate incredulously (and that’s the best and most satisfying way to ejaculate) — is that the case?</p><p id="d009">Well, I’m here to tell you.</p><p id="5843">😈 God created DJT and MAGA so both must be good.</p><p id="2083">😈 God has a wicked sense of humour (but can’t fucking spell)</p><p id="e2ba">😈 Donald J Trump is actually perfect and the sooner we all realize that, the better.</p><p id="6acc">😈 The Tangerine Turd’s crib is WAAAAAY cooler than God’s digs. Respect!</p><p id="2459">😈 God may have invented pussies but The Donald knows how to treat ’em righ

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t … snatch-urally! Double Respect!</p><p id="90d8">😈 God loves the fact that tRump takes his good book home with him to work on in his spare time. AND he has declassified it so it’s freely available for all. Way to do unto others, Mr. President.</p><p id="9839">UNESCO has reportedly designated the “Trump trumps God” house pictured above as a World Heritage Site.</p><p id="bbb7" type="7">God will be along shortly to deliver a blessing. Right now the celestial salutatorian is busy counting fetuses so we can adjust all those population signs you see along the highway.</p><p id="2476"><b>Can’t get enough of this blasphemous stuff. Check out this shite.</b></p><div id="f5bb" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/clearing-up-some-god-nonsense-12039f891f45"> <div> <div> <h2>Clearing Up Some God* Nonsense</h2> <div><h3>God has only 6.2M Twitter followers. The Gangnam Style YouTube video has 4.4B views.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*JK_UzXMXid84Lq3CANiaLg.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

FAUX NOISE

God Has Lost His/Her/Their/Its Goddamn Mind

M̳aking A̳mericans G̳ag A̳gain

Just in case you don’t see too well, see below.

From Twitter, courtesy of tweeter Galen Micheal

We all know:

💣 The 2020 election was stolen

💣 COVID-19 is: (pick your fave)

not a thing
just a “cold”
can be cured or prevented by drinking urine
a Chinese-inspired bioterrorism oops-a-daisy from the commies who run Panda Express

💣 Immunizations are: (multiple choice with multiple correct answers)

the work of the devil
designed to put bots into your system and make you vote Dem, hug trees, recycle and turn into a pesky vegan
full of long-term side effects that will emerge sometime between Labor Day 2022 and the end of the universe as we know it
actually extra tasty, but only with a side o’ grits
fully supported by all available scientific evidence and every medical professional with a functioning brain … and you know what that means

💣 The Jan 6th riot (I mean peaceful tourist visit to the halls of guv’ment) was fomented (oooooh, big word) by Mickey Mouse and all the gays at Disneyland and/or Antifa and/or #JewishSpaceLasers (cuz you know how those guys roll)

Now though, comes the blockbuster news above.

Stealing a page from Colin Kaepernick’s play book (even though that’s technically illegal), God him/her/it-self is taking a knee and genuflecting before The Orange Julius Caesar.

And really, that makes all the sense in the world.

WHY?! — you ejaculate incredulously (and that’s the best and most satisfying way to ejaculate) — is that the case?

Well, I’m here to tell you.

😈 God created DJT and MAGA so both must be good.

😈 God has a wicked sense of humour (but can’t fucking spell)

😈 Donald J Trump is actually perfect and the sooner we all realize that, the better.

😈 The Tangerine Turd’s crib is WAAAAAY cooler than God’s digs. Respect!

😈 God may have invented pussies but The Donald knows how to treat ’em right … snatch-urally! Double Respect!

😈 God loves the fact that tRump takes his good book home with him to work on in his spare time. AND he has declassified it so it’s freely available for all. Way to do unto others, Mr. President.

UNESCO has reportedly designated the “Trump trumps God” house pictured above as a World Heritage Site.

God will be along shortly to deliver a blessing. Right now the celestial salutatorian is busy counting fetuses so we can adjust all those population signs you see along the highway.

Can’t get enough of this blasphemous stuff. Check out this shite.

Clearing Up Some God* Nonsense

God has only 6.2M Twitter followers. The Gangnam Style YouTube video has 4.4B views.

medium.com