If one more person says get a “side hustle,” I’m going to tell them to side hustle the fuck off to Buffalo.

God, we’ve become such a boring, unimaginative race, where original thought has been replaced by the emulation of idiocy. Where any dope can come up with a phrase that’s picked up by other dopes and poof — it goes viral. And I still don’t know what the hell that entails other than dumb luck.

I searched “side hustles” on Medium and so many turds popped up that I didn’t bother to count them, or even attempt to.

What is a side hustle anyway, but a part-time and/or freelance fucking gig to bring in extra money? But that doesn’t sound nearly as sexy, does it?

Yeah, I’m in a mood. Because I’ve had it with dummies and dumb luck. And hard work that goes nowhere.

“Side hustle,” my ass.