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SAY YES TO THE MESS

I SPY: A Book of Picture Riddles About My Three Youngest Sons’ Bedroom Floor

Large-Family Kiddie Lit For The Ages

With apologies to Jean Marzollo and Walter Wick

“Can we read a different book now, Daddy?” (Photo by Andy Kuzma)

I spy a toy drill, a Squishmallow beast, A dismembered doll, and two cups from the East.

A pirate’s keel, a steel bird that soars, Three skidmarked undies and a big, blue roar.

It took my sons 12 minutes to create these scenes. (Image by OpenAI DALL-E 2.0 Beta; modified by Author in Canva)

[next page:]

I spy a…oh Jesus Christ, guys. Come on. I just picked up all of your shit off the floor an hour ago!

Is that a hamburger patty?

Fahhk me.

I don’t even know what any of this is. (Image by OpenAI’s DALL-E 2.0 Beta)

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