I Just Had A Brain Transplant

Free AI web copilot to create summaries, insights and extended knowledge, download it at here

678

Abstract

splant with a tall giraffe When I try to stretch my neck people always laugh</p><p id="2538">I just had a brain transplant with a farmer’s cow But it didn’t work out well now I just meow</p><p id="c4c3">I just had a brain transplant with a riding horse It really makes it tougher out on the golf course</p><p id="1fa9">I just had a brain transplant with an antelope I now can run and leap but stink at jumping rope</p><p id="1f5a">I just had a brain transplant with an electric eel So now if you get too close I’m gonna make you squeal</p><p id="138b">I just had a brain transplant with a vegan parrot Now all I ever say is “Marky wants a carrot”</p><p id="8274">Let my trials b

Options

e a lesson ‘though it may seem strange You are better off by far Keeping your own brain</p><p id="e8c8"><i>More of my rhyming:</i></p><div id="78b8" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/names-are-weird-73b717f07796"> <div> <div> <h2>Names Are Weird</h2> <div><h3>Silver and Gold</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*6CXYfJTguYrg0y7D9f0yvw.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

With…

I just had a brain transplant with a common cat Now I’m really craving milk please, make it low-fat

I just had a brain transplant with an elephant Now the length of my nose feels much more prevalent

I just had a brain transplant with a tall giraffe When I try to stretch my neck people always laugh

I just had a brain transplant with a farmer’s cow But it didn’t work out well now I just meow

I just had a brain transplant with a riding horse It really makes it tougher out on the golf course

I just had a brain transplant with an antelope I now can run and leap but stink at jumping rope

I just had a brain transplant with an electric eel So now if you get too close I’m gonna make you squeal

I just had a brain transplant with a vegan parrot Now all I ever say is “Marky wants a carrot”

Let my trials be a lesson ‘though it may seem strange You are better off by far Keeping your own brain

More of my rhyming: