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Summary

Erika Burkhalter captures the playful and mischievous antics of Mrs. Squirrel, who has been feasting on her spring bulbs and evading identification as the culprit behind the garden disturbances.

Abstract

Erika Burkhalter, a nature enthusiast and photographer, has been dealing with a mystery in her garden: someone or something has been digging up and eating her spring bulbs. After ruling out raccoons and star-nosed moles, she discovers that the thief is none other than Mrs. Squirrel, a creature she fondly considers part of the family. Despite setting up "squirrel-proof" feeders, Mrs. Squirrel cleverly accesses the bird feeders and even uses them as a springboard. Burkhalter is amused by Mrs. Squirrel's audacity and lack of guilt, even as the squirrel nibbles on the bulbs and drinks from the bird bath, leaving behind a sad little bulb. Burkhalter is delighted by Mrs. Squirrel's cleverness and suspects that baby squirrels may be on the way due to the squirrel's rounder appearance.

Opinions

  • Mrs. Squirrel is viewed endearingly by Burkhalter, despite the mischief.
  • Burkhalter appreciates Mrs. Squirrel's cleverness in bypassing the squirrel-proof feeder.
  • There is a sense of admiration for Mrs. Squirrel's ability to balance on precarious surfaces.
  • Burkhalter is entertained by the interactions between Mrs. Squirrel and her kitties.
  • She is secretly delighted by Mrs. Squirrel's antics and does not mind the garden disturbances.
  • Burkhalter suspects and is excited about the possibility of impending baby squirrels.
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“Yummmmmy! Daffodils!” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter

Nature Photography, Squirrels, Gardening

I Caught You Red-Handed, Mrs. Squirrel!

I knew that someone was digging up my spring bulbs

Well, they must be tasty snacks because my spring bulbs have been pulled up and munched on at an alarming rate lately! And the left-overs have been casually tossed aside here and there — evidence of the thief’s activities. But we had no idea who was doing the digging.

“Racoons?” my gardener speculated.

But the cameras we installed around our house and garden last year have not shown any racoons. I know that we do get them from time to time because they roll up my baby-tears ground cover like a rug to get to the grubs underneath. And they leave muddy little footprints in the pool. But I really didn’t think that they were the culprits.

We also have star-nosed moles. But they tend to tug their loot underground.

So, who was feasting on my daffodils?

I didn’t even consider Mrs. Squirrel.

Mrs. Squirrel, watching me watching her. Photo ©Erika Burkhalter.

I have to confess that Mrs. Squirrel is like part of the family. I put out peanuts for her and I take great delight in watching her “steal” them.

“I do love my peanuts! Thank you.” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter.

As you can see, she has mastered the “squirrel-proof” hanging tube on the feeder pole. I knew she would. I put it up for the rats, not for her. She considers it a spring board to the hanging feeders and can balance on its teeter-tottery surface with no effort at all.

She often watches up from above and talks to the kitties with little barks. I am not sure what they think of her. They used to be alarmed when she appeared on the other side of the french window to taunt them. Now I think that they are just entertained.

“Hi! I like to watch you all from up here.” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter.

So, imagine my surprise, when I looked out the kitchen window the other day to see this:

“Why should I look guilty? Aren’t these appetizers put out here for me?” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter

She didn’t even have the nerve to look guilty!

And I was secretly delighted by her cleverness. I’m sure she thinks we’ve put those “appetizers” out just for her.

She thinks the same thing about the bird bath. It is her personal drinking pool, right?

“I love to drink out of the bird bath.” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter

After nibbling on the bulb (while staring straight into the kitchen window at me) for a minute or so, she moved on to the bird seed.

“That was good, but I think I will move on to the second course now.” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter

And she left that sad little bulb behind.

“The sad little bulb.” Photo ©Erika Burkhalter

I’m actually happy that she is getting the extra nourishment, because I’ve been watching her and I think she’s getting a little rounder than normal. I have a strong suspicion that baby squirrels are coming soon!

Erika Burkhalter is a yogi, neurophilosopher, cat-mom, photographer, and lover of travel and nature, spreading her love and amazement for Mother Earth’s glories, one photo, poem, or story at a time. (MS Neuropsychology, MA Yoga Studies).

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Dennett, I thought of you, and your love for squirrels while I was writing this.

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