I Call My Husband my HO HO HO. It’s Short For ‘Home’ and ‘Whore’🤣

I’m so lucky to have a personal sex slave

The word ‘ho’ is slang for whore:)

When I was single, I tried sleeping around and it sucked. I’m not slut shaming anyone. I experimented trying to be a slut too, but I found it kinda gross taking chances with many strangers and wondering if they had an STD over and over and over again.

There are two popular sayings I’ve always thought were ridiculous:

You can’t make a Ho a housewife

And

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

Why not?… It’s more fun that way!

It’s the cake with the cherry on top because it's the best of both worlds.

My husband is my ho AND my home.

It’s so nice to live with my personal sex slave. I can fuck the same person as many times as I want safely and we can both pretend we’re strangers over again.

Strangers become friends become family.

A stranger became my husband 20 years ago and having sex with him resulted in making a family. I wrote about how I met my ho here:)

The best part of having my Ho as a housewife is that he loves me so much, that he even loves the smell of my armpits.🤣 I asked him if he would consider me pissing on his face and he considered it. Ahahaha…why?

He said because he wants me to consider other sick shit. What’s worse than pissing on someone's face WTF?!

…I’M SCARED NOW

My Husband is my home.

My Ho’s number is saved as ‘Home’ on my cell phone. As long as he picks up the phone when I call, I know everything's gonna be alright.

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