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Hi-Koo. Any connection to an untimely demise of our beloved marsupial is purely coincidental. Should such be the case, please pull off on the side of the road for a moment of silence. Thank you!</i></p><p id="0acd"><b>This Hillbilly Hi-Koo was brought to you by…</b></p><figure id="cd62"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*0fs6uqmIGII_cFUfeTfoDQ.png"><figcaption>Graphic by Tim Maudlin</figcaption></figure><figure id="48a2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*xS_7fs2eAuBGC2BgECHN7Q.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="03ee">Before I go, I want to tag a few of my writer friends. Or as I call them, my <a href="https://readmedium.com/writing-in-medium-it-makes-more-sense-than-dollars-5e8a39cd9a19">CAPITAL Acquaintances.</a> Discover great stories from these individuals. <a href="undefined">Henery X (long)</a>, <a href="undefined">Michele Thill</a>, <a href="undefined">Trapper Sherwood</a>, <a href="undefined">Timothy Key</a>, <a href="undefined">Linda Halladay</a>, <a href="undefined">Joan Kent, PhD</a>, <a href="undefined">Candy L Hill</a>, <a href="undefined">Jacquelyn Lynn</a>, <a href="undefined">Dr Michael Heng</a>, <a href="undefined">JeffHerring.com</a>, <a href="undefined">Karen Madej</a>, <a href="undefined">Dr Mehmet Yildi

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z</a>, <a href="undefined">Amy Hartsough</a></p><p id="dbd6">Thank you for joining me today. Please allow me to introduce myself below.</p><div id="15df" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/hi-neighbor-686a6316f7d9"> <div> <div> <h2>Hi Neighbor!</h2> <div><h3>Greetings from Tim Maudlin, your neighbor in Indiana.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*zSzi4sxkpRusbq-rkUUAtw.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="4289">This story first appeared on my site at <a href="https://dowhatyoucannow.com/2020/09/03/i-brake-for-possums/"><b>DoWhatYouCanNow.com</b></a><b> </b>Also, connect with me here:<b> <a href="https://twitter.com/TimMaudlin">Twitter</a><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/DoWhatYouCanNow/">Facebook</a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/timmaudlin/">Instagram</a><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/timmaudlin/">LinkedIn</a></b></p><figure id="dd53"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*T5NzpZwyMTKkPHBPepaitw.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure></article></body>

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i BraKe For pOsSums!

A Hillbilly Hi-Koo

Graphic by Tim Maudlin

I admire fellow writers like Amy Marley who possess the gift to craft poetic verse that charms and inspires. That is not me 😦

All of us and I include myself, could use a little levity from time to time. I enjoy the meter of haiku and I have developed my own version, be it with a country flair.

With apologies to our traditional haiku writers, I offer this satirical Hillbilly Hi-Koo titled i BraKe For pOsSums!

Graphic by Tim Maudlin

Daily Doable: Possums may be large and rodent-like, but they care for their young just like the koala and the kangaroo. Help protect Indiana’s resident marsupial. Say it with me. i BraKe For pOsSums! #DoWhatYouCanNow

Disclaimer: No possums were harmed during the creation of this Hi-Koo. Any connection to an untimely demise of our beloved marsupial is purely coincidental. Should such be the case, please pull off on the side of the road for a moment of silence. Thank you!

This Hillbilly Hi-Koo was brought to you by…

Graphic by Tim Maudlin

Before I go, I want to tag a few of my writer friends. Or as I call them, my CAPITAL Acquaintances. Discover great stories from these individuals. Henery X (long), Michele Thill, Trapper Sherwood, Timothy Key, Linda Halladay, Joan Kent, PhD, Candy L Hill, Jacquelyn Lynn, Dr Michael Heng, JeffHerring.com, Karen Madej, Dr Mehmet Yildiz, Amy Hartsough

Thank you for joining me today. Please allow me to introduce myself below.

This story first appeared on my site at DoWhatYouCanNow.com Also, connect with me here: TwitterFacebookInstagramLinkedIn

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