How to Post Nudes Online and Stay Anonymous

Get naked without revealing too much

I’ve wanted to post my nudes online for years.

It looks like such a fun thing to do. I love seeing everyone else share their bodies and how confident they seem when they do it. And it would give me another way for me to tap into my sexual energy.

But there were a few things that have always stopped me.

There was the body shame I’ve internalized. It’s hard for me to look at photos of myself and think they’re worth sharing. Triple that when I’m naked.

I also wasn’t sure my self-esteem could handle getting any negative comments (or complete silence, which is almost as bad). One bad posting experience and I might be forever ashamed of myself.

But the really big obstacle was thinking of the ways my nudes could be traced back to me.

I could get over the other stuff by giving myself a lot of pep talks. I could talk myself into showing my bare ass to the world.

What I couldn’t get over is the awkwardness of finding out that my brother came across my nudes.

And I already feel weird when I run into people I went to highschool with. Having them comment on my tits would be a million times worse.

Even with all that, I have a hard time shaking the idea. I’m really envious of the people who have the courage to share their naked bodies with whoever wants to see them.

I’m not the only one who feels that way. People are getting more comfortable with their sexuality and want to express that side of themselves.

The problem is we’re all connected. Sharing nudes with total strangers is one thing — but we run the risk of our friends, relatives, or bosses getting a hold of them. Not to mention vindictive exes, the catty co-worker who’s always ready with a bitchy backhanded compliment, and that one guy in your life who has a knack for making everything weird and creepy.

So, a lot of people choose not to do it. They keep their sexy side under wraps to avoid the social risks that come with baring everything.

But how fucking boring is that?

There’s some middle ground here. You don’t have to let your aunt see your pussy, but you don’t have to stick to posting mild shots, either.

There are ways to make your nudes anonymous. When you do that, you can share them with someone you’re getting flirty with or post them online without worrying that they can be traced back to you.

Here’s how to do it.

Leave Your Face Out of the Shot

This is by far the best way to keep anyone from associating your nudes with you. The only people who should be able to recognize you in your faceless photos are the ones who have already seen you naked.

If you have long enough hair, you can let it cascade in front of your face and hide most of it that way.

Or you can get creative with the shots you take. Photos from behind are the obvious choice, but you can also find some really good angles that only show what you want to show.

That’s mostly trial and error. You play around with your phone or your camera for a while until you get something sexy that doesn’t show anything above your neck.

If you struggle to find an angle that really works, you can always shoot in a way that feels comfortable and then crop your face out of the photos when you’re editing them.

Wear a Wig

Changing your hair can make you look like a completely different person. Wearing a wig can help you accomplish that.

This is especially useful if you’re like me and your hair is one of your more recognizable features.

With a wig, you might not have to conceal as much of your face. Letting more of your chin and cheek show might be okay if the wig still makes it look like they belong to someone else.

It’s also a good way to give yourself more hair to work with. If you have short or mid-length hair, a wig can cover your face better than your real hair could.

Plus, you can choose all sorts of bright fantasy colors to make yourself look extra cute.

Cover Your Distinctive Marks

Tattoos, birthmarks, and peculiar scars can be dead giveaways that you’re the girl in the photos. If you want to make sure you’re fully anonymous, be sure to cover them up.

Depending on where they are on your body, all you might need is the right lingerie. Find something that covers what you want to keep hidden but not all the naughty parts you want to show off.

Another option is to use props to hide your distinctive marks. Throwing a blanket over your calves, draping a light scarf over your shoulders, or clutching a pillow can all look like natural parts of your photoshoot.

If you have a small enough tattoo, you can conceal it with makeup, slap a cute sticker over it, or hide it under a bandaid.

If you’re trying to cover something bigger, like a sleeve of tattoos, you might have to get a little more creative but it can be done. Try filming a tit drop while wearing a sweater or taking cheeky photos of you flashing or mooning the camera while staying mostly clothed.

Get Creative With Your Makeup

Taking anonymous nudes is the perfect time to experiment with those bold makeup styles you’ve always wanted to try but aren’t sure you could pull off.

You’re already taking your clothes off for the camera — use that pornstar confidence and go wild with your makeup. And if you don’t have it, fake it.

If you’ve seen makeup transformation videos, you know that changing the way you do your makeup can make you difficult to recognize. Use that to your advantage.

Go crazy with eyeshadow and try to pull off a goth look. Or use lots of bright colors and channel some 90s glam. And if you almost always go for a natural no-makeup look, just lay it on heavier than you normally would.

Accessorize

Use different accessories to cover part of your face.

Wide-brimmed hats and caps that you can pull down over your eyes are a good choice.

Fake glasses can make you look different and wearing big sunglasses indoors can practically cover half your face.

Masquerade masks can conceal a lot while still showing your eyes. Or you can go with a sleep mask or a blindfold if you want to take some kinky, submissive-looking shots.

Create a New Identity

If you want to stay anonymous, don’t use your real name when you’re posting your nudes. Don’t use anything close to it either, like your first name, your initials, or a different spelling of your name. Avoid nicknames that people associate with you, too.

Imagine that someone you know finds your nudes and wonders if you might be the girl in the picture. You want to make sure the username you’re posting them under doesn’t confirm their suspicions.

Create an account specifically for sharing nudes. You can use it for a few other things like commenting on other people’s nudes, interacting with strangers on adult forums, or creating profiles on porn sites. Just don’t use the same one you use on main.

To be extra safe, you can create a separate email for it. That way, your main email address won’t be associated with your nudes or the username you use to post them.

Don’t Send Unsolicited Nudes

There are lots of reasons not to send your nudes to people who didn’t ask for them.

For one thing, there’s no shortage of places where you can post your naked shots (you can start with r/normalnudes and go from there) so you don’t need to be posting them where they don’t belong.

It’s also harassment, which should be a good enough reason not to send them to someone who doesn’t want them.

But another reason not to send them unsolicited is to avoid being outed.

When you show your nudes to someone who didn’t want to see them, they’re more likely to do a little digging to figure out who you are and expose you. There are plenty of examples of that kind of thing online, including women forwarding the dick pics they get to the guy’s mom or employer. So be respectful about sharing them if you don’t want that kind of thing to happen to you.

Be Discreet and Have Fun

Nudes are fucking great. The world is ten times better because of them.

Taking them makes you feel sexier and sharing them makes you feel liberated.

It’s worth doing just for the dirty little thrill you get from showing your naked ass online.

But be careful about the risks you take. You can’t undo your dad finding them and you can’t make things unweird at your job after your boss has seen them.

That doesn’t have to stop you. Just make sure your wig is on right and your tattoos aren’t too obvious before posting your smoking hot body online.

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