How I Plan To Dethrone Chuck Roast
Here he, here he!
I am a commoner, a peasant. Someone whose value is determined by a hierarchy constructed by a royal elite. We are portrayed by the elite as dangerous, vengeful, and lazy. Lazy though we are not. Nor dangerous.
My name is Zach Watson and I plan to dethrone Charles Roast.
Rumors amongst us have spread that Charles Roast is literate. Who supplies Charles Roast literature? Certainly not us. Books are uncommon in our peasant villages. Why is that? Because Charles Roast wants to keep us uneducated, illiterate.
Not anymore.
My name is Zach Watson and I plan to dethrone Charles Roast by stealing all of his books. I will distribute these books to each and every one of you. Some call it socialism. I call it equality. Of course, after I do this, we must overcome the obstacle of learning how to read.
Rasheed Hooda spoke to me privately. He encouraged and motivated me to speak up on our behalf against the elite. I could not be grateful or appreciative of his support. Without him, I would not be here enunciating my declaration.
I ask all of you to join me in dethroning Charles Roast. Rasheed has observed that books are complacent, they cannot move. That works for our benefit.
My plan:
We raid Charles Roast castle. Kings do not care about their wives or children. What they truly care about is the property value of their estate. We must lower the value of the king’s estate. Set it ablaze. Smash in windows. Do whatever you must to make it completely unattainable to any of us.
Charles Roast will shed many tears once his accountant details the property damage we inflicted.
Once Charles sheds his tears, we will invade his study. All his literature is in his study. This literature will be thrown out of its windows into the arms of our children. Our children will then craft a raft and travel across the river where the books will be kept safe.
What do you say? Are you in? Will you join me?
For those of you arriving to my proclamation late, my name is Zach Watson and I plan to dethrone Charles Roast by stealing all of his books. No longer will he keep us uneducated!
See you soon.
Let us feast on a newly acquired vocabulary.
I was challenged by Rasheed Hooda to take part in the following:
Thank you for including me, Rasheed. Joining me in this revolution will be Elise, James Finn, Agnes Louis, and Andrew Knott.
