Hilarious Scenes In European Parliament As UK Finally Leaves.

Yesterday, all the UK Members of Parliament (MEPs) left the EU Parliament after approving Brexit. I think they rehearsed every single line of this hilarious farewell.

I was a fly on the speaker’s lectern and I heard all the snide comments from the other MEPs of over 27/28 European countries and there were a lot of them. I must say I agreed with what they were saying.

First, the Little Englanders sang that tear-jerking farewell song, Auld Lang Syne, (days gone by, if you don’t know Scottish) expressing gratitude for old friends and a sort of “see you again soon!”

“What, you mean they might be back again, soon? Surely not- we have had enough of them for 47 bleeding years.”

Then they sang “We’ll take a cup of kindness yet.”

Some MEPs just sniggered at this.

“What do they want — they couldn’t even give us a glass of champagne to celebrate to-day and now they are singing they might want a cup of kindness?”

“What kindness — they always wanted to have their cake and eat it. They couldn’t even offer us a biscuit to-day.”

“Why did they choose a Scottish song?? The Scots voted to remain. They must be absolutely furious.”

Then Nigel Farage appeared. Good old Nigel- always showing off. There he was waving his little flag as he if were a new kid arriving at the kindergarten (oh sorry, I meant nursery school- no German here please. We’re British).

He wasn’t arriving — he was being kicked out, but he had to wave the little flag nevertheless.

He even got his mic cut off.

At this point, a lot of female MEPs could not resist whispering,

“I know what I would cut off if I had the chance.”

Watch the video if you don’t believe me!

After watching this childish scene a female MEP from Poo in Spain whispered to her friend from Namlos in Austria:-

“You know, Nigel waving his little British flag reminds me of the flasher joke. The woman who was flashed said, ‘It looks like a penis, but isn’t it a bit small?’”

This creature is the man who wanted Big Ben to ring out at 11.p.m tomorrow 31st January. The only problem is that Big Ben is not even working! So No DING- DONG- The EU’s gone. Aw — shame that didn’t work.

“They think by waving their silly little flags, they will be able to rule the world again. Electric shocks coming their way soon.”

And then there were the scenes of tears and hugs! Oh, come on!

“I thought they couldn’t wait to get out and here they are weeping — silly little babies. When will they grow up?”

“I think they are dreaming of their Little Britain in that famous lullaby.”

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, There’s a land that I’ve heard of once in a lullaby, Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, And the dreams that you dare to dream, Really do come true…