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Funny Thoughts on What It Means To Go Viral
Warning! Rhyming poetry from a non-poet!
What does it mean to go viral? The anti to just going spiral? Where you spin idly around Before getting flushed down Then housed in a tank Like a turd oh so rank
Or your personal best? Far above all the rest When your numbers be soaring And your fans be adoring Like Ma, oh so proud With you wowing the crowd
Is viral a digit? Reach it, or fidget Like a dog with an itch A bait-and-switch bitch You can’t know if you reach Try now … beseech
Can you just call it? When it most helps your wallet A clink in the bucket No matter, say “f%$k it” And move on, write mo’ Then be no stats ho
Full disclosure — written by a part-time, closeted, stats ho.
