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proud With you wowing the crowd</p><p id="6f1e">Is viral a digit? Reach it, or fidget Like a dog with an itch A bait-and-switch bitch You can’t know if you reach Try now … beseech</p><p id="8e3d">Can you just call it? When it most helps your wallet A clink in the bucket No matter, say “f%$k it” And move on, write mo’ Then be no stats ho</p><p id="7eae">Full disclosure — written by a part-time, closeted, stats ho.</p><div id="d406" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/my-experience-will-help-you-a-tale-of-two-tales-with-2k-reads-each-ebd2f31b6d65"> <div> <div> <h2>My Experience Will Help You — A Tale of Two Tales With 2K Reads Each</h2> <div><h3>Warning! No earnings information will be disgorged.</h3></div>

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Funny Thoughts on What It Means To Go Viral

Warning! Rhyming poetry from a non-poet!

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What does it mean to go viral? The anti to just going spiral? Where you spin idly around Before getting flushed down Then housed in a tank Like a turd oh so rank

Or your personal best? Far above all the rest When your numbers be soaring And your fans be adoring Like Ma, oh so proud With you wowing the crowd

Is viral a digit? Reach it, or fidget Like a dog with an itch A bait-and-switch bitch You can’t know if you reach Try now … beseech

Can you just call it? When it most helps your wallet A clink in the bucket No matter, say “f%$k it” And move on, write mo’ Then be no stats ho

Full disclosure — written by a part-time, closeted, stats ho.

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