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e Diminished Capacity Dark Side twitching</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*5VNJ2NlzvDZ8rUZyqqc-8Q.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="a1ee">She’s been stealing my ideas for months.</p><p id="7105">It’s time to get even.</p><p id="2d84">No more words, words, words.</p><p id="02fc">I like pictures.</p><p id="f299">Here’s me wearing a rubber mask on a night out shopping.</p><figure id="45a2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*EiAhk-WhasqG11Mg8-YlFw.jpeg"><figcaption><b>This is illegal? </b>Source: Author</figcaption></figure><p id="c408">Show me the law that excuses the tight-asses who jailed me for this.</p><p id="e8ce">Steroids? Maybe a little.</p><p id="75b7">Meet my Aunt Splendida. She’ll likely pop up.</p><figure id="b9ab"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*UXRvyU7fyCDnrDD7tLgsPw.jpeg"><figcaption><b>Aunt Splendida</b>. Source: Author</figcaption></figure><p id="7f83">Patricia Jeanne has been letting me talk — a little.</p><div id="ad90" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/entitled-californian-is-late-for-challenge-75d9ea73fef3"> <div> <div> <h2>Entitled Californian is Late For Challenge</h2> <div><h3>Because we’re a “Giver State”, even if I’m not</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*VYe3aua0LfNyr_ahiuphYQ.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="84e5" class="link-block"> <a href="https://muddyum.net/my-best-and-shortest-submission-to-muddyums-be-funny-contest-b1de6fc525d0"> <div> <div> <h2>My Best (and Shortest) Submission to MuddyUm’s Be Funny Contest</h2> <div><h3>When ‘clever funny’ is too hard. “Just the facts ma’am”</h3></div> <div><p>muddyum.net</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*i2CDt2t8g-zXRBSV)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="8e8b">The last time I’ll ever help her —</p><div id="d744" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/disastrous-pairings-of-disney-movies-characters-634085310899"> <div> <div> <h2>Disastrous Pairings of Disney Movies & Characters</h2> <div><h3>When Lizzie Lizard Brain ed

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its iconic photos</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Cd5NFIS3mS0Q7Rp6yTOmSA.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="1a8e"><a href="undefined">Raine Lore</a> and <a href="undefined">Jaylee Reign</a> have been humoring the obsequiese fool Patricia Jeanne in <a href="https://medium.com/reign-verses-raine">The RvR.</a> They hosted the oppressive overlord’s bad dream as she tried to work out some lame issue with Werds.</p><div id="80d4" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/frustrated-writer-questioned-in-kidnap-murders-as-publisher-panics-4e8a737d41b"> <div> <div> <h2>Frustrated Writer Questioned in Kidnap Murders as Publisher Panics</h2> <div><h3>When the writing bug bites — a Cautionary tale</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*3l0jwuNyCN0CKNHAcSup6w.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="6ed7">So I helped introduce the murderer’s son and offered up sample writing.</p><div id="4ac7" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/frustrated-writers-need-lizzie-lizard-brain-to-survive-gas-chamber-504874305c01"> <div> <div> <h2>Frustrated Writers Need Lizzie Lizard Brain to Survive Gas Chamber</h2> <div><h3>Long-suffering son offers an example of the disturbed writer’s work</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*mSS5ynVr954C9C6a0WWABQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="a2e3">I’m here because Patricia Jeanne’s too stupid to keep more than one character straight. I’ve seen her Densa Bottom 2% IQ card.</p><p id="ab1f">She says juggling my moods is like playing 3-D chess with pieces made of lime jello. (When she plays chess she jumps pieces and yells “King Me!!!” if she gets to the other side.) That, and she apparently lost subscribers when I described the murderer’s son as an “aborted abortion.”</p><p id="a774">Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.</p><figure id="bfab"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*Av1ay9-TD16ae44LvFNVXw.jpeg"><figcaption><b>Family and friends.</b> Source: Author</figcaption></figure><p id="71e8">Copyright © 2023 Lizzie Lizard Brain <i>heh heh heh</i></p></article></body>

LIZARD GIRLS GONE WILD

Free At Last! I’m Free at Last! Lizzie Lizard Brain Breaks Out

All the World’s a Stage and Lizzie has 869 parts

**Lizzie Does Laughter**. Source: Author

I’m LIBERATED!!!

Patricia Jeanne is Serious, Responsible, Appropriate, and as dull as my buddy Liberace hitting a B-sharp in Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata. She’s as stimulating as a conversation with a particularly uninspired stucco wall.

I’m her interesting side.

She talks too much, writes too long, and tries to stifle me.

I’m over her.

I was the snarlcastic coping mechanism when she was a rebellious, inappropriate, angry preteen.

She grew up and mellowed out.

I never did, but I’m less angry now.

When she drones on over something stupid I jump up and whisper sweet awful things in her ear. She laughs, swears, grins, and tries to silence me. We wrestle like oiled carp. Inevitably, she tries to stomp on my neck.

Seven hundred years ago, William Shakespeare wrote “The Seven Ages of Man” in the play “As You Like It” —

**Shakespeare’s Limited Range.** Source: Author

Let’s examine this penis obsessed piece.

I agree.

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players with many parts. But if Shakespeare only recognized seven stages then he was obviously lacking imagination.

Poor guy.

He could have been somebody — maybe even gone viral — if he’d recognized the part of himself run by the likes of me.

I’m finally off the sardine-smelling, hepatitis-spreading, triple-woven, rusty-dusty chain!

**Lizzie does Carnivale with the Laker’s Girls, et al.** Source: Author

There will be inappropriate.

After I nearly got Patricia Jeanne locked in the psych ward she gave up trying to control me.

Lizzie Goes To the Hospital and Loses Her Glasses and Freedom

Fuzzy views from the Diminished Capacity Dark Side twitching

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She’s been stealing my ideas for months.

It’s time to get even.

No more words, words, words.

I like pictures.

Here’s me wearing a rubber mask on a night out shopping.

Show me the law that excuses the tight-asses who jailed me for this.

Steroids? Maybe a little.

Meet my Aunt Splendida. She’ll likely pop up.

Patricia Jeanne has been letting me talk — a little.

Entitled Californian is Late For Challenge

Because we’re a “Giver State”, even if I’m not

medium.com

My Best (and Shortest) Submission to MuddyUm’s Be Funny Contest

When ‘clever funny’ is too hard. “Just the facts ma’am”

muddyum.net

The last time I’ll ever help her —

Disastrous Pairings of Disney Movies & Characters

When Lizzie Lizard Brain edits iconic photos

medium.com

Raine Lore and Jaylee Reign have been humoring the obsequiese fool Patricia Jeanne in The RvR. They hosted the oppressive overlord’s bad dream as she tried to work out some lame issue with Werds.

Frustrated Writer Questioned in Kidnap Murders as Publisher Panics

When the writing bug bites — a Cautionary tale

medium.com

So I helped introduce the murderer’s son and offered up sample writing.

Frustrated Writers Need Lizzie Lizard Brain to Survive Gas Chamber

Long-suffering son offers an example of the disturbed writer’s work

medium.com

I’m here because Patricia Jeanne’s too stupid to keep more than one character straight. I’ve seen her Densa Bottom 2% IQ card.

She says juggling my moods is like playing 3-D chess with pieces made of lime jello. (When she plays chess she jumps pieces and yells “King Me!!!” if she gets to the other side.) That, and she apparently lost subscribers when I described the murderer’s son as an “aborted abortion.”

Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.