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ld thing, sexy, I can’t help but fantasize about a bald, pussy-eater. For example, because he works harder on his head than most guys, does he work harder <i>giving</i> head?</p><p id="376b"><i>Sidenote: I always thought Yul Brynner was smokin.’ And he was way ahead of the curve.</i></p><p id="8e05">On the one hand, I think it would be hot to have a hairless cranium nestled betwixt my thighs. But, if it was sweaty…if I placed my hands on either side and they came away wet…</p><p id="b6a6">“Schweaty ball.” No can do.</p><p id="3626">You?</p><div id="12d2" class="link-block"

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For you women whose male partners shave their heads…

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…when he goes down on you, does it look like you have one huge testicle between your legs?

I’m trying to imagine it as for some reason, an ostrich egg pops into my mind’s eye. Like a guy’s head, those suckers are big!

Because I find some men who can carry off the bald thing, sexy, I can’t help but fantasize about a bald, pussy-eater. For example, because he works harder on his head than most guys, does he work harder giving head?

Sidenote: I always thought Yul Brynner was smokin.’ And he was way ahead of the curve.

On the one hand, I think it would be hot to have a hairless cranium nestled betwixt my thighs. But, if it was sweaty…if I placed my hands on either side and they came away wet…

“Schweaty ball.” No can do.

You?

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