Something always stinks with Trump

For Donald Trump, Jr. — Like Father Like Son

Don Jr. proves political grift runs in this family like uncontrolled diarrhea

The buzz of legal jeopardy is circulating above Trump’s head like bees ready to dive back in their hive, but that is not what is foremost on his mind these days. As always, how to profit from any situation he is in is foremost on his mind.

That’s why the former president was so excited when his son, Don Jr., came up with a new one — a plan to both raise empathetic expectations that he might be facing jail time, while also soaking his followers, who would probably believe it’s an actual possibility.

Purportedly when Donny boy told his dad about it, it took less than a minute for his dad to agree.

“We’ll clean up with this one Dad!” Donald Trump Jr. could be heard all the way down in the main ball room at Mar-a-Lago when he shouted his reassurance to his dad up in his office.

“This is one of the greatest — hell — it’s THE GREATEST idea I’ve ever come up with!!! There won’t be one of your magnificent MAGA followers — male or female — who won’t want one of these babies.

What Don Jr. was so excited about, and was showing his dad an example of, were mock ups of Trump tattoos that he had some artist make, like the one above.

“Sh*t Dad — listen to me! The ideas just keep poppin’! That’s how we’ll sell ’em. We’ll put it out there that you’re starting to think about — with all the persecution you’re getting — that there might be a chance — even a slim one — you could go to jail! Then we’ll ask your loyal following — your MAGA Magnificents— to prove themselves and stand with their favorite president!”

“He may be going to jail, but he’ll know you’re with him when he sees you wearing your MAGA Magnificent Trump Personally Designed Prison Tattoo!!!”

“A Trump tattoo?” Trump responded. “I heard about a few people actually getting some back a few years ago. But most people aren’t going to want to go through all that — even for me. Don’t they hurt?”

“Not a real tattoo, Dad — a fake, temporary one. They last at least a couple weeks — the good ones. We’ll sell only good ones — official Trump tattoos a hundred bucks a pop — they’ll wear them and they’ll keep coming back for more!”

“But I’m never going to jail,” Trump was heard to say by a passing service worker who was drawn to the hall right outside his office.

“Of course not, Dad” his son reassured him. “Not now — not ever. But a prison tat — a bonafide MAGA prison tat — a picture of you, maybe hugging the flag — the sales will go through the roof!”

And with that, Trump was on board. Look for Trump to make the announcement soon.

Or just wait for the smell —this is one stench that will be detectable wherever and however you get your Trump news.

There was quite a stink with this one too —