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Natural Spring Water” he had brought with him, was that his son Eric really wanted to be there, but he was unable to make it due to a recent injury.</p><p id="a89a">He said right before he got ready to depart for Ohio, he had called Eric into his Mar-a-Lago office.</p><p id="5d7f">“I told him I wanted to pass out the water like I did with the paper towels in Puerto Rico. Remember that? After one of those bad storms. I was very good at it — tossed them all the way to the back — the crowd loved it. So I told Eric to stand at one end of my office — it’s a huge office — lots of room — and I was going to throw him a bottle of water, like this one,” he said, holding up a bottle.</p><p id="faed">“And you know, I was a star quarterback back in the day, in prep school. Well, I took a bottle of my very fine Trump Spring Water, and fired it to Eric. Zap!”</p><p id="9cf6">“And I don’t know if it was that I still have a v

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ery strong arm, or Eric has soft hands,” he continued, “but the bottle ended up hitting him right in the eye.”</p><p id="6653">“Here, I’ll show you,” and pointing generally towards the back of the crowd, he called out, “Go long!”</p><p id="e52c">A few members of the audience did start to move away from the back of the group, but one of Trump’s advisors grabbed his arm.</p><p id="56e7">“Let’s just pass them out like we planned,” he said to Trump, shaking his head.</p><p id="ba6f">“OK”, Trump told the crowd. “I’m being told we’ll be passing them out in just a bit. But let me tell you — I’ve still got the arm, and Eric took one for the team.”</p><p id="d002">Then Trump added —</p><p id="a792" type="7">“You know what would make Eric very happy? I think I’ll give him a medal, when I’m your favorite President again. Yeah. Eric would like that.”</p><p id="006f">The man just can not help himself.</p></article></body>

Another Trump Fable

Trump’s Campaign Stop in East Palestine, Ohio

And the hits just keep coming

Alteration of https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/eric-trump-business-trip-urugay-80k/

Former President Trump made a visit this past Tuesday to East Palestine, Ohio, a few weeks after a Norfolk Southern train carrying hazardous chemicals derailed there, exposing the community to a fallout from burning dangerous chemicals.

One of the first things he told the crowd, as he was about to pass out bottles of “Trump Natural Spring Water” he had brought with him, was that his son Eric really wanted to be there, but he was unable to make it due to a recent injury.

He said right before he got ready to depart for Ohio, he had called Eric into his Mar-a-Lago office.

“I told him I wanted to pass out the water like I did with the paper towels in Puerto Rico. Remember that? After one of those bad storms. I was very good at it — tossed them all the way to the back — the crowd loved it. So I told Eric to stand at one end of my office — it’s a huge office — lots of room — and I was going to throw him a bottle of water, like this one,” he said, holding up a bottle.

“And you know, I was a star quarterback back in the day, in prep school. Well, I took a bottle of my very fine Trump Spring Water, and fired it to Eric. Zap!”

“And I don’t know if it was that I still have a very strong arm, or Eric has soft hands,” he continued, “but the bottle ended up hitting him right in the eye.”

“Here, I’ll show you,” and pointing generally towards the back of the crowd, he called out, “Go long!”

A few members of the audience did start to move away from the back of the group, but one of Trump’s advisors grabbed his arm.

“Let’s just pass them out like we planned,” he said to Trump, shaking his head.

“OK”, Trump told the crowd. “I’m being told we’ll be passing them out in just a bit. But let me tell you — I’ve still got the arm, and Eric took one for the team.”

Then Trump added —

“You know what would make Eric very happy? I think I’ll give him a medal, when I’m your favorite President again. Yeah. Eric would like that.”

The man just can not help himself.

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