FIFA Women’s World Cup. Australia New Zealand 2023. A Pictorial Record. Extra Time.
The FIFA Women’s World Cup trophy. Looks like a girl’s trophy.
The FIFA president Gianni Infantino called for the Women’s World Cup to be given the same amount of respect as the men’s tournament. During the Women’s World Cup he fucks off to Tahiti to play beach soccer.
Another Just Stop Oil protest. Curse you you damn Climate Huggers.
Nelson Abadía, Columbia manager. Another man confused by the offside rule, in the Women’s game.
Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.
1st Person: More like English contemporary artist, writer and broadcaster Sir Grayson Perry.
Me: Too obscure.
Columbian hen party.
Jack from On the Buses.
1st Person: “Too obscure” he said.
You had one job. One job.
Edvard Munch’s Football Scream.
Showing the world we are queens of fair play, during the England and Nigeria game England goalkeeper Mary Earps seemed to fake an injury to give her team a break.
[Live during the game]
BBC’s Robyn Cowen, “Mary Earps is down…. Whether it’s a tactical time out….”
BBC’s Rachel Brown-Finnis, “I wouldn’t dare accuse her of that…. Not the worst time for England to take a break and to take some fluid on and some instructions on as well.”
Head of Medical, “Mary, Mary, why ya buggin’?”
Mary Earps, “Kids can’t buy an official sponsor shirt with my name on it.”
Rachel Daly, “What now boss? These lasses are making us look like the fucking men’s team.”
Sarina Wiegman, “Firstly, do not swear. Secondly, I am working on a plan G and H. However, whatever you do, do not stomp on a Nigerian player.”
Lauren James, “What did the boss say?”
Jess Carter, “Didn’t catch all of it, but I def heard, “Stomp on a Nigerian.”
OK OK. It’s your time of the month. Feminism.
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