HUMOR

Fancy New Threads

Polo neck collars and cameras

You just saw the article on how to wear smart clothes for driving, dress like Robert De Niro so the Police don’t shoot you.

Where are the fancy new threads going to come from, you ask.

Retail is struggling is it not? Make retail give donation to people who should dress better, and give away good sets of clothes or be boycotted by #BLM.

I also have another suggestion if you all don’t mind.

If the polo neck collar had a small camera it could record it if the person was shot. Now it is practically not possible to always keep the camera charged and switched on.

Here I have a simple subterfuge. Small trickery.

Just stick on a sparkly button that looks like a camera. Do it neatly, with a punch-hole in the cloth so the button is under the hole peeping out like a hidden camera. Have advertising that show offs the new technology inspired shirt. Not lot of advertising, allow it to be ‘leaked’. Voila! Free advertising.

Have a man with a thick Indian English accent like mine, to tell how he has fitted camera front and back into shirts to be worn by the Americans! He will be so proudly showing off his collar cameras. Then flood the market with fake cameras on real shirts.

The police can’t be able to know which is the real camera one shirt and which is the fake camera one shirt.

Then they won’t shoot.

See don’t tell to my maids OK but this camera is a fake one. It is only ₹50, about 70c. It is simply one plastic piece. My maid thinks it is real so she does not steal in my house. You don’t need to spend lot of money to get the results.

Only you need to make them have thousand qualms before they smell a rat. By then you will be shutting the car’s stable door and bolt away, my black horse!