Humorous Astrology
Exploding Planets
And flying excrement

The thing about astrology is that you can spend an entire lifetime studying it and you still will not be able to learn all there is to know. It is way the heck too complicated for me. That is why I defer to the experts.
One of my favorite astrologers is Pam Gregory from the U.K. I love the way she talks.
A few days ago I noticed a video she put out on the monster new moon that we all just experienced. I’ve always loved new moons, maybe even more so than full moons. Perhaps I was hoping to hear some good news for a change. I don’t know. But I watched it.
The news was not good, though. Apparently, this new moon came with several hundred planets and planetoids and moons and suns all in fire signs. That can’t be good. (Especially for someone like me who has scores of planets and houses and barns in fire signs.)
All this fire had the potential to set off a veritable shit-storm of aggressive male warrior energy. It had the potential to set off protests and riots and all sorts of fighting and violent behavior. It could turn people against one another and greatly intensify any existing conflict. It is also the perfect astrological alignment for wildfires and earthquakes.
Yuck.
Being on the internet it is hard to completely avoid the news what with headlines popping up here and there but I do my best to keep my head firmly implanted in the sand. So I don’t know how much all that fire in the heavens is affecting global news. But I don’t need to watch the news. All I have to do to witness the veracity of those astrological prognostications is to come here to the writing and reading platform the name of which must never be mentioned. (Hint: the name of the platform both begins and ends with the letter, M.)
This platform seems to be thoroughly on fire like I’ve never seen it before. People are violently attacking each other as well as the platform. Tempers are at a boiling point. A dump truck of excrement has unloaded on the M fan.
It’s not fun.
With all this fire it may be a good idea to take a shower or a bath or go swimming or drink more water or walk barefoot over wet grass. Maybe put a cold wet wash cloth on one’s forehead. Soak your feet in a tub of calming epsom salt water. Keep a spray bottle full of cold water handy to periodically spritz yourself. Visualize yourself being at the bottom of a waterfall. Go kayaking. Open up the nearest fire hydrant.
I don’t know. These are all the suggestions I can think of.
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Speaking of water, maybe this is what everyone should do…
