Exclusive Confession of a Social Media Expert
Look at me; I’m the social media expert now
People who don’t understand social media make fun of me. All. The. Time. And that’s exactly what I want them to do.
In this article, I’ll share three tactics I use to make people talk about me.
Use them freely.
Ridiculous Following to Followers ratio
Look at these “comics” from David B. Clear. Mister Clear jokes that I’m following much more people than people following me.
Well, the joke’s on you, David!
My crazy follower to following ratio made you talk about me. You even did a pixel-art of my profile picture for free. Can you imagine the number of views my Twitter profile got after you made fun of it? CAN YOU?
Directly applicable takeaway
Follow me today to increase your following to followers ratio.
Ridiculous profile picture
I recommend a hat. An alternative option is to have underwear on your head.
Why would you do that? Because people will imagine themselves wearing your hilarious hat and think how embarrassed they would be.
Embarrassment is a STRONG and unforgettable feeling. We all remember this one time in first grade when the teacher called us in front of the class for the spelling quiz, and we peed in our pants out of stage fright. Right?
Directly applicable takeaway
Follow me today to increase your ridiculous profile pictures ideation process.
Ridiculous offers
In 2019, my sister soul, Gamer Girl, decided to sell her bathwater for $30 a pop.
I know what you’re thinking, “who would buy THAT?!”
Apparently, a little more than 30,000 people would. By the end of 2020, she had made more than $10 million out of this ridiculous offer.
Don’t be fooled. These aren’t stupid people. These are people like you and me who thought the idea was funny enough to spend $30.
Directly applicable takeaway
Follow me today and win a chance to buy my next ridiculous offer.
Recap for memory
- Follow me; I’m a social media expert.
- Alternative — subscribe to my newsletter.
- Other alternative — is redundant by definition.
