avatarTina L. Smith

Summary

"Eau de Family: A Parody" is a humorous take on the lingering scents and chaos left by family members, contrasting with the sweet memories of their presence.

Abstract

The article "Eau de Family: A Parody" presents a lighthearted look at the everyday reality of family life, highlighting the messes they leave behind. It contrasts the nostalgic smells of babies and children with the current state of the household, filled with the odors of dirty dishes, soiled laundry, and stale food. The poem is a follow-up to the author's previous work "Essence of Family," and invites readers to engage by submitting their own parodies or rewrites to the "Take Two" series. The author, Tina Creguer, provides guidance on how to participate and shares her contact information for any inquiries.

Opinions

  • The author humorously depicts the untidiness of family life, from unmade beds to scattered dirty dishes.
  • There is a sense of nostalgia for the sweet, innocent smells associated with children at different stages, juxtaposed with the less pleasant odors of everyday life.
  • The use of cleaning products like detergent and Lysol is portrayed as a temporary solution to the persistent aromas of family activities.
  • The article conveys a playful attitude towards the chaos of family life, suggesting that the cycle of mess and cleanliness is a natural and recurring part of home life.
  • The invitation to submit parodies or rewrites indicates the author's desire to engage with the community and share in the fun of creative expression.

Eau de Family: A Parody

What stays behind

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

This poem is TAKE TWO on my poem “Essence of Family,” published in Illumination. Here’s the original.

And now the parody:

Eau de Family

She realizes that no one stripped their beds. Just as she discovers their dirty dishes in the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room floor.

They galloped in with clutter and soiled laundry. Trailing dirt like a Peanuts character.

Yet, for a moment, sweet smells of yesterday were recalled. Baby head, toddler breath, teenage sweat.

Now only the fragrance of moist Keds and last night’s nachos lingers, A bouquet too heady for her delicate olfaction.

Detergent and Lysol quell the aroma And the fragrance of dog and steamed broccoli soon rebound

Until the wind blows them back home again.

JOIN THE FUN. Submit a parody or rewrite to Take Two. Here’s how:

Questions? Contact [email protected].

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