Ginger’s Naughty Cookie
Eat Me. I’ll Even Show You How.
November 21st is National Gingerbread Cookie Day
Many of you have been looking for the perfect opportunity to slide into my DMs and eat me.
Face it. When you imagine biting into something warm, spicy, and gooey in all the right places, you think of me.
Think no more, I’m going to let you do it.
November 21st is National Gingerbread Cookie Day, and I’m going to share with you some pleasing and creative ways to get a piece of me. Or the whole damn thing if that’s how you like it.
Let’s dig right in, shall we?
1. Stick me up your ass
Odd? I think not.
For those of you who don’t like the taste of Gingerbread on your tongue, there’s always room for it up your ass. My good friend Adam Robinson has been known to stick cookies up his hole before, so this is a sensational way for him to get his fill of holiday Gingerbread this year.
You’ll need to be sure and take me head first to carve out enough room for my legs. You definitely want the legs to make it, they tickle when they are all the way in. Once I’m in, the spice will radiate through your body and you’ll be gifted with a delicious orgasm. Splendid holiday cheer, I say.
Things you might yell during this experience:
There’s too much spice in my ass!
My butthole is eating you, Ginger!! Do you like that??? Hmmm?? DO YOU?
You’re too far in!
2. Make me then bake me
When my buddy Kristine Laco isn’t writing, she loves to bake. This year, she tells me she’s making millions of Gingerbread Gingers to pass out to all of her friends who have been wanting to taste me.
She actually prefers to eat me raw, so half of that dough she’s fingering in this picture will end up in her mouth rather than the oven. We’re both excited about that.
This photo was taken with one of those fancy ring light contraptions that influencers use, so Kristine could show off her beaming smile as she happily inserted the first bit of moist Ginger sweetmeat into her mouth.
And what a delightful kitchen!
Things that might happen if you choose to bake me:
I may run away begging you to catch me and the truth is I really do want to be caught.
You may feel a sudden urge to sniff the cookie’s crotch.
Don’t feel embarrassed if you find yourself wanting to cover your nipples in Gingerbread dough.
3. Drink hot chocolate as I perch on your cup
There’s nothing cozier than sipping hot chocolate by the fire surrounded by countless fluffy pillows and Gingerbread legs spread sexily around your festive cup.
That’s exactly what Jennifer McDougall will be doing this year on November 21st. And look at that sassy scarf! She’s always so put together.
What Jennifer looks forward to the most involves dabbing the whipped cream on my buttons, rubbing her nose on it, and breathing in my warm Ginger scent.
That may be just the sort of spice you’re all looking for this season.
Ways to maximize your Gingerbread Cocoa drinking:
While sipping, burrow a vibrator between your legs.
Stare into those warm Gingerbread eyes and tell me your deepest wishes and your darkest secrets.
Lie on your back next to the fire and drizzle the cocoa all over your body while taking slow nibbles of my cookie.
That’s it for now! How do you plan on celebrating National Gingerbread Cookie Day?
Show me those cookie cutters and hot chocolate mugs! Spice it up for me!
Sending my apologies to all of those who I stole pictures from. I couldn’t have done it without you. ❤
This started with an idea, and then ended up being a lot of bullshit. If you stuck with me, I love you.
❤ — GC
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