**Distraction
. Madness of Mind
Pull it harder! No you’ll break the lock! Which defies the whole purpose of checking it 101 times every time you leave the room. She ‘can’t help it’. OCD has its sinister grasp on her soul. Her constant checking of everything drives me crazy. See? I’m becoming her too! Maybe if I pulled on the other side? Let me try. Oh go on! No swaying her. She must know that lock like her mother or her own sexy organs.
Grip the razor like it has a sweet lolly attached. Be careful baby it might bite back. Or worse, nick your throat. Shaving her legs. I mean, come on honestly? Didn’t that go out in the 1800's? Well I wouldn’t know. The only thing I’ve ever shaved was my head. A few times. I have a great skull for it. Not like Britney Spears (sic) who shaved her head leaving just one big ugly potato.
That distinctive knock!
‘Ffs Dane. You don’t have to knock here. You live here. Remember?’
Life can be cruel and so can people like me. Intolerant of stupidity and OCD. There it is again! How many times can I say OCD in one minute. Go.
