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ithstanding some discomfort.</p><p id="4acf">#gogetthemballs</p><h2 id="0a18">The Dating Dilemma</h2><p id="37c2">So you went on a date and it was a success! But now there’s someone else you’re interested in and — what’s that, another potential cutie online just asked to get together.</p><p id="a159">What’s a single dude with 3 potential women meant to do?</p><p id="5d04">It comes back to maintaining those gorgeous gonads of yours. The big question:</p><p id="9a22">What do YOU want to do?</p><p id="abb4">Not what you<i> should</i> do to boost the false image of what a “man” looks like. Remember: You aren’t playing the part of someone who has balls, you ARE the man with balls.</p><p id="bb8a">Remember?</p><p id="2619">Do you want to give all three women a chance?</p><p id="6ab6">or</p><p id="71f5">Do you want to stick with Door #1 and see where it goes from there?</p><p id="cb29">A family-jewel-owning man speaks HIS truth and doesn’t waste women’s time with games.</p><h2 id="e086">Signs You Are Losing Your Nuts</h2><p id="401a">If you are wondering, <i>How will I know if my balls are about to go missing?</i></p><p id="b143">Here’s some red flags:</p><ul><li>Ghosting a woman</li><li>Mindgames</li><li>Making excuses</li><li>Lying</li><li>Cheating</li><li>Pretending to be something you know you’re not (think man behind the curtain in <i>The Wizard of Oz</i>)</li></ul><h2 id="0306">The Biggest Balls in Town</h

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2><p id="5235">Confidence and Vulnerability are two of the sexiest qualities in a man. Think of them as the yin-yang of your scrotum. Be careful now: Confidence and Vulnerability, when not reined in, can stink of equal parts insecurity and narcissism.</p><p id="1e15">Confidence spills into an odious-landfill of arrogance when you name drop more than Lady Gaga changes looks. Vulnerability morphs into oversensitivity and you’ll look more like a hormonal bitch sporting a love affair with onions than a man who’s self-aware.</p><h2 id="ad0e">When You Can’t Wait Any Longer</h2><p id="35f6">Ready to bust? Can’t wait for more estrogen-flooded words of wisdom? No worries, you can always find food for dating thought in my book, available on Amazon now: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B089GZJ5B5/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0">The Friendship Diet</a></p><h2 id="5173">Hungry for More Manscaping</h2><p id="6489">Check out more of my Manscaping Men Magic here: <a href="https://readmedium.com/dear-men-dating-dos-don-ts-sell-the-sizzle-not-the-steak-or-the-snake-116bbf2d1cc0"><i>Dear Men: Dating Do’s and Don’ts: Sell the Sizzle, NOT the Snake</i></a></p><p id="d485"><a href="https://sherijacobs.medium.com/membership">Member Referral Link</a>: Consider grabbing a $5 per month membership using my referral link. Doesn’t cost you anything extra and it will help support writers like me.</p></article></body>

Manscaping Your Dating Life

Dear Men: Dating Do’s & Don’ts

Wondering where your balls went? Let’s get them back for you.

Lost your balls? No worries, help is on the way! (Image found on Canva)

The backbone. The balls. The testicles. The nuts — call it whatever you like, if you can’t find what makes you a man, you’re in the right place.

How to Grow a Pair

I know a man who is a top lawyer in public, but is berated by his girlfriend in private. He is the Wilt Chamberlain of decisive moves in the courtroom but a pathetic pile of mush behind closed doors.

Whatever your relationship status and regardless of your professional prowess, if you don’t speak up about what you like and don’t like, you are in danger of losing your rocks.

Your woman putting you down? Telling you what to do? Speak up.

Here’s an example:

Woman: I hate that you’re bald.

You: I hate that you are a good 100 pounds overweight and have a face that looks like it’s been hit a few times with a hot frying pan.

Is this easy to do? Of course not. Growing a pair takes tenacity and withstanding some discomfort.

#gogetthemballs

The Dating Dilemma

So you went on a date and it was a success! But now there’s someone else you’re interested in and — what’s that, another potential cutie online just asked to get together.

What’s a single dude with 3 potential women meant to do?

It comes back to maintaining those gorgeous gonads of yours. The big question:

What do YOU want to do?

Not what you should do to boost the false image of what a “man” looks like. Remember: You aren’t playing the part of someone who has balls, you ARE the man with balls.

Remember?

Do you want to give all three women a chance?

or

Do you want to stick with Door #1 and see where it goes from there?

A family-jewel-owning man speaks HIS truth and doesn’t waste women’s time with games.

Signs You Are Losing Your Nuts

If you are wondering, How will I know if my balls are about to go missing?

Here’s some red flags:

  • Ghosting a woman
  • Mindgames
  • Making excuses
  • Lying
  • Cheating
  • Pretending to be something you know you’re not (think man behind the curtain in The Wizard of Oz)

The Biggest Balls in Town

Confidence and Vulnerability are two of the sexiest qualities in a man. Think of them as the yin-yang of your scrotum. Be careful now: Confidence and Vulnerability, when not reined in, can stink of equal parts insecurity and narcissism.

Confidence spills into an odious-landfill of arrogance when you name drop more than Lady Gaga changes looks. Vulnerability morphs into oversensitivity and you’ll look more like a hormonal bitch sporting a love affair with onions than a man who’s self-aware.

When You Can’t Wait Any Longer

Ready to bust? Can’t wait for more estrogen-flooded words of wisdom? No worries, you can always find food for dating thought in my book, available on Amazon now: The Friendship Diet

Hungry for More Manscaping

Check out more of my Manscaping Men Magic here: Dear Men: Dating Do’s and Don’ts: Sell the Sizzle, NOT the Snake

Member Referral Link: Consider grabbing a $5 per month membership using my referral link. Doesn’t cost you anything extra and it will help support writers like me.

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