Two headed horse tails
Cute Kitty Likes to Watch Snotty Pug Die
Just for fun tough (?)
Cute Kitty listened attentively.
She liked the part when the dog was bullied and then split into various bloody parts.
Sometimes the scenario varied. The dog was having breakfast prior — which was causing the death scene to be even more gore.
Or the dog had a pat on the head.
But her favorite scenario was when the dog had a French manicure before. His nails became so shiny and sharp that he was cutting off his jugular when he was scratching his neck.
Cute Kitty wished it could have such razor-claws. But the stupid owners kept on trimming them.
These were just stupid stories by stupid owners. Cute Kitty cat kept cultivating these fantasies and working up schemes to make it happen to the dumb pug.
A pug… only deserves excessive death, nothing else.
What would work best? Poisoning, like poo in its foo’?
A cliff, with no hanger?
Until one day, the pug came to her. “Listen, I know how you feel but you’re mistaken. It’s not me you hate, it’s our condition. I’m just a pet like you. We are slaves to the owners. What if we teamed up and put an end to their dreadful dictatorship?”
“Oh My Dog, you are so bright, stinky breath! Why not, right?”
Cute Kitty knew better… She knew she could bite the feeding hands from time to time but not too hard.
She got this. She will plot the owners’ death but push snotty-puggy at the last moment. Win!
“Look! They’re talking to each other. How cute!!!”
“We’re a family now!”
“Ooooh.”
Disgusted, Cute Kitty looks at Snotty Puggy drooling on the carpet.
Family?
Are you kidding? I’m in no way related to this turd-eating idiot. I’ll eat the goldfish to show you how dysfunctional our ‘family’ is.
This story was co-written by BichoDoMato (Le Bicho) and Smillew. It was our 3rd tale! YAY! Thank you for another crazy ride, Bicho. :D
The Two Headed Horse Tails concept was co-created with Fox Kerry.
As Fox (poet and digital art expert) describes it, Two Headed Horse Tails can be a tug of war. Two people (one of them could be YOU) are trying to get a tale into the corral, sometimes even against each other’s will.
Here are the rules (follow them or break them):
- 300 words total.
- Someone starts and writes 50 words. Then the other takes the lead and writes 50 more. Till the 300 count is reached.
- You can switch back and forth as to who starts the piece. (or not! We do.)
What about finding yourself another horse writer and giving it a try?
Tell us a tiny tale, filled with heart.
