Crucial For Level-Ups
A poem

in this simulation perhaps we recommend that all adults — before they become full burgeoning adults — complete the tutorial.
in one module: to work in retail stores for at least one year, to gain experience in communicating, distress tolerance and patience.
in another module: to live with roommates unrelated to you to learn basic respect for time, boundaries, space.
note: the third module is optional — still under construction, quite costly yet perhaps does not yield job-ready skills.
we hope in this simulation you enjoy yourselves, contribute positively to society, but first, in these tutorials are meant to chisel you from a slab of goo into a sparkling gemstone.
Lucy (The Eggcademic) [she/her] thought she wishes for a tutorial through life but also recognizes that she skips all gaming tutorials and probably skipped the one meant for this existence. Maybe?
